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Puns!
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A burglar broke into my house and I pushed my bookcase on top of him.
It was shelf defense.
It was shelf defense.
Yeah, I heard that restaurant had quite the meteoric rise among the food critics.
The food is out of this world.
Nah! they didn't answer the page....
What smells of egg & swings through the jungle?
A meringue-utan!
A meringue-utan!
That's ape particularly funny primate joke!
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Funny what you find in the gene pool.
I don't monkey around when it comes to this stuff!
Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
Man: Wait! I can explain everything!
