The Infamous Band Name Thread

[Jimmy Bones]

I was reading through this thread and freaking out my wife with how some of these names were cracking me up.

Couple names my band was thinking about:
Stool Sample
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Zombie Apocalypse
Zombie: A Puckered Lips
My Band is Better than Yours

 

[The Owl]

Dustmite Insurgency

Me No Notice

Are Penguins Evil?

 

[Sindri907]

Podium Finish
icanream (an angram of America)
Darking Seconds (might use this for a metal project with a friend)

Chicks With Dick (a band I was going to drum in that never got off the ground, it was all female except for me)

 

[ZonGuy]

Pizza Schist

 

[jim_bass]

I was in a band called 'The Linda McCartneys'. We got told to change the name before a gig as it was deemed unsuitable. [We did have a band logo with a big beef burger on it, I suppose]

 

[Ashdharma]

I suggested as a jokes:
Sister Fister (Turns out it's a real band!)

or

Petshopboygeorgemichaeljacksonbrownesvillestation (just rolls off the tongue!)

or

Duran Duran Duran

 

[rokkitt]

Chicks with Dick

Whoa!

 

[El Phantasmo]

I joined a doom band called Dire Fate. I can never say it with a straight face- it's like we do metal covers of Dire Straits songs!

I set out to get a new name, but nobody in the band liked my suggestions.

*Yummy Yummy Yumkins
*Malicious Drew and the Gonad Trio (my name is Drew.)
*Creative Genocide
*Genital Grinder
*Socialist Pinball
*Culture Popper
*None More Black (taken apparently)
*Pants Tearer (get it?)
*Temple of Doom
*Terminal Atrocity
*Bugchasers

and a few others. But noooo.... We're still Dire Fate!

 

[shadowtippy]

What about:

Hand Cranked
Benign Tumor
Gasping for Air
Fiveskin
Cameo Hero
Digital Analog
Gods Fear Us
Bowling with Babies
One Shoe, Some Service
Crotchless Leiderhosen
Jazz Rifle

 

[Cary713]

2 of my favorites:
MudWhistle
Dead Junky

 

[Drunk Heffalump]

Posted these out somewhere else, but worth one more go round

The Jack Officers

Pharaohs Chicken

 

[The Owl]

Jargon Detector

Loopy Paula

The Injured Bushes

Photos of Carrots

Amoeba Scrapbook

 

[thirtypoint87]

Denver Band:

Lyin' B*tch and the Restraining Orders

 

[jkdahlman]

Friends of mine had a band in Nashville called Chicks With Dicks. Odd country re-workings.
I was in the band Free Beer in D.C. Ask me about my night in jail after, what turned out to be, our last gig.

I love Pangea Peoples Liberation Front!
I'm waiting for the right combination of players to use Dead Popcorn Monkey.

Link Removed

Yeah, I own it.
Yeah, I need a life.

 

[The Owl]

Great Iguana Debates

Only Her Cult Knows For Sure

 

[the-bass-man]

Going on what a conductor at a recent youth orchestra when commenting on the double bass section, how about:

Depth Charge Pizzicato?

 

[Steveaux]

I used to run sound for a band called ...

Izzy Honor.

 

[WRXbase]

The Third Disaster

or

Three Dead Celebrities

--[edit]

We're Fine with Grit

 

[IvanBassist]

iVand. (my name is Ivan. I didn't choose that name)

 

[Bard2dbone]

Going on what a conductor at a recent youth orchestra when commenting on the double bass section, how about:

Depth Charge Pizzicato?

If you turn that around it's actually pretty kickass. How about

Pizzicato Depth Charge



Huh? Huh? Come on. That's genius.