The "Make Your Own TBer Limerick (while getting yourself banned)" Thread.

[Munjibunga]

That's funny folks.

 

[Mark Wilson]

I laughed, Munji.


I'll sig it if you buy me a supporting membership.

 

[Munjibunga]

I'll buy you a parakeet.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Sweet.
Do they talk?

 

[Munjibunga]

Another named Jauqo III-X
Was out on the prowl for some sex.
He tried his best line
On a girl so fine
And the rest of the story's complex.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

congratulations are due to munji for making the first true limerick.

and it was funny.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

EDIT! the first two!

 

[Munjibunga]

And now for the player named Mark
Who's fond of the brew Cutty Sark.
He'll pound down a liter
With his buddy named Dieter
Then puke on the dog for a lark.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

you're the master.

 

[Munjibunga]

Jetpackbassist, what's that?
Some kind of high-flying cat?
You strap on the rocket,
Then groove in the pocket,
On blues in the key of F flat.

 

[Jared Lash]

Edit: I just realized after reading the rules of OT that my post really could get me banned.

oops.

 

[HollowBassman]

Jetpackbassist, what's that?
Some kind of high-flying cat?
You strap on the rocket,
Then groove in the pocket,
On blues in the key of F flat.

Fb is my favorite key for blues!

 

[Munjibunga]

Major Metal is one of those guys
With deep philosophical ties.
He poses the queries
To root out our theories
And answers that nobody buys.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Edit: I just realized after reading the rules of OT that my post really could get me banned.

oops.

I saw it.
I laughed.

 

[Munjibunga]

Fb is my favorite key for blues!

I prefer the blues in E ... they're easier.

 

[HollowBassman]

I prefer the blues in E ... they're easier.

But it doesn't have the same feel!

 

[Munjibunga]

Munjibunga, the Hyper-Elite
Coolest guy you ever could meet.
He's straight as a fence post,
His feet smell like French toast,
And right now his Doxie's in heat.

 

[Munjibunga]

I'm on a roll here. And my feet really do smell like French toast.

 

[Munjibunga]

Tom Bowlus owns all of the gear
The rest of us dream of, I hear.
When his striped-carpet floor
Won't hold any more
He sells off two items a year.

 

[Munjibunga]

We all know and love Mike Money.
His antics and foibles are funny.
He's had fifty-three jobs
And those ignorant slobs
He works for are dumb as a bunny.