The "Make Your Own TBer Limerick (while getting yourself banned)" Thread.

[Munjibunga]

Another thing's Mike Money's mom.
We all thought that she was the bomb.
When he posted her pic,
No one said "ICK!"
But hey ... let's be respectful here.

 

[Munjibunga]

Latimour argues all night.
He won't walk away from a fight.
Using logic and reason,
Mixed in with some teasin'
He shows the nay-sayers the light.

 

[Munjibunga]

Burk with some numbers is one
Who believes in the Father and Son.
The Spirit as well,
Burk won't go to hell
After his days here are done.

 

[amistybleu]

There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

 

[Munjibunga]

Don't know what happened to Till
That time he went over the hill.
He swapped out his name
And things weren't the same
'Til his problem expired to nil.

 

[amistybleu]

There once was a man named O'Keef
who sat on his *** on a reef
his father said, Son
if you sit on your thumb
your *** wont be scratched by the reef

 

[amistybleu]

There once was a man named tommy
that was grown but lived with his mommy
when he went on a date
every thing it was great
til tommy went back home to mommy

 

[morf]

There was a TBer called Munji,
He really liked the word "sapristi!"
His teeth aren't far,
From his avatar's,
The dentist will be hearing "oweeeee"

 

[BassyBill]

An uppity TBer sted...
...tale started a bannable thread
Failed to see that his jest
Really made him the best
Bet for next for JT to behead.

 

[ROON]

DEEEAAAATH!!!!

WHYYYY do you always have to post that.

 

[amistybleu]

There once was a man named Roon
who policed the threads like a goon
he was missing the point
while smoking his joint
he continued policing his room

 

[louieeadg]

An uppity TBer sted...
...tale started a bannable thread
Failed to see that his jest
Really made him the best
Bet for next for JT to behead.

There's a Mod called BassyBill,
who often has run-ins with Phil.
They type back and forth
and for what its worth,
their threads taste like dill.

 

[morf]

There's a Mod called BassyBill,
who often has run-ins with Phil.
They type back and forth
and for what its worth,
their threads taste like dill.

mouahaha actually hes the mod I argue the less with probably... BassyBill's my homie

 

[louieeadg]

mouahaha actually hes the mod I argue the less with probably... BassyBill's my homie

Do you see morf's discontent,
I bet he said it with an accent
he never agrees,
not even with me,
when he does it'll be an event.

 

[morf]

You're right i dont agree with you. I pwn u at drinking beer.

 

[lowenduser]

There is a forum called Talkbass
Who’s administrators are quite ace
But all the people who post
Aren’t as hot as toast
Who play bass like they got maced in the face

 

[louieeadg]

You're right i dont agree with you. I pwn u at drinking beer.

Excuse me? I'm not your average American...

 

[BassyBill]

There's a Mod called BassyBill,
who often has run-ins with Phil.
They type back and forth
and for what its worth,
their threads taste like dill.

Do they have rhyme and scansion in NC?

 

[BassyBill]

mouahaha actually hes the mod I argue the less with probably... BassyBill's my homie

 

[louieeadg]

Do they have rhyme and scansion in NC?

Yes but...um...Poetic License!