The most annoying sounds.

[Duckwater]

Autotune - I can't stand it
My cats crying for food
High pitched female voices
Feedback
Digital effects
Snoring
Australian accents

 

[sarcastro83]

Ah yes... I forgot... this one might be hard to explain, but I really, really, really hate THAT female singing voice. You know the one that I'm talking about. Young. Anxious. Wailing. Heavily processed in post-production. Overly glossy and completely devoid of any legit emotion? The one that's been all over the radio and television for like ten years now?

I dunno man... just irks me...

 

[Phalex]

I share a cubicle with a jackass with a squeeky chair. He thinks the epitome of humor is to set up a long continuous squeek while I'm on the phone trying to solve a customers problem. I really hate that guy.......

 

[vbasscustom]

you should punch him through the divider of the desks, and leave a nice fist sized hole for if he tries it again. he won be expecting that, thats for sure.

 

[Jimbob Jones]

I share a cubicle with a jackass with a squeeky chair. He thinks the epitome of humor is to set up a long continuous squeek while I'm on the phone trying to solve a customers problem. I really hate that guy.......

Man that must suck. You should challenge him to a duel.

 

[Funkturnal]

Same here!

You have mosquitoes in Tokyo?

Yes, they come out in the summer so now is the peak season! I'm scratching my mosquito bites as I speak.

It gets pretty unbearably hot and humid here in the summer (maybe not as hot as Calcutta), but the winters are also very cold.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

I share a cubicle with a jackass with a squeeky chair. He thinks the epitome of humor is to set up a long continuous squeek while I'm on the phone trying to solve a customers problem. I really hate that guy.......

WD 40 is your friend

 

[JulienJeff]

Céline Dion

 

[Phalex]

WD 40 is your friend

Some one suggested lemon pledge. We hosed the entire bottom of his chair with it. All it did was make the chair mat slippery, and enable him to make annoying sounds with his feet now.

 

[jordy_on_bass]

Duckwater, I have an Aussie accent!! It can't be that bad??

-Fran Dreschers voice/laugh
-When babies are crying really hard and produce that screech sound
-Cutlery squeaking on porcelain plates
-MIJ cars (you cant beat the sound of a V8!!)
-Kookaburras outside my window when I have a hangover

cheers,
Jordan

 

[Jimbob Jones]

+1 to the cutlery on plates. That is one noise that'll make me wince every time.

 

[sarcastro83]

I share a cubicle with a jackass with a squeeky chair. He thinks the epitome of humor is to set up a long continuous squeek while I'm on the phone trying to solve a customers problem. I really hate that guy.......

I think it's time you hid his chair and replaced it with one of these

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[CrispyDelicious]

The sound of someone chewing food. Absolutely sets me off. I can't eat in a silent room.

 

[FL Knifemaker]

On another note........................pun intended..........

Woofy car audio systems and rap music. God BLESS our LEO's that enforce sound ordinances.

Also, fart can exhausts. Not to " wannabe tuners", unless the motor can justify a low restriction exhaust...........it just sounds annoying. A stock Honda don't need $700 fart can sticking out the back

 

[sarcastro83]

On another note........................pun intended..........

Woofy car audio systems and rap music. God BLESS our LEO's that enforce sound ordinances.

Also, fart can exhausts. Not to " wannabe tuners", unless the motor can justify a low restriction exhaust...........it just sounds annoying. A stock Honda don't need $700 fart can sticking out the back

Oh man... HUGE +1. I used to live in a basement apartment on a very busy main street, and these things would drive me absolutely bonkers at night. Just a whole bunch of "UNCE-UNCE-UNCE-UNCE-BRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT-UNCE-UNCE-UNCE-UNCE" at all hours of the God Damned night...

Not to mention the sound of rattling fiberglass ground kits... what a bunch of goofs...

 

[DLKasim]

This is the first thing I thought of, before the thread was even open on my PC.

Some others that may or may not be repeats:

-Food being chewed
-My 4-year old son whining
-Singers who needlessly "warble", or do so to cover up being out of key
-David Caruso speaking

 

[FilterFunk]

Whispering...unless it's a beautiful woman whispering in my ear!

Excessive dog barking.

Any flying insect that buzzes.

That "Annie" voice - "The sun'll come out tomorrow" - immature female (and male) voices are just grating to me. Some young kids can really sing, but more often than not, they're just precocious and annoying.

All ringtones - even if it's a song I love, it still sounds like it's coming out of a tin can!

Car alarms.

The various beeps, boops and bips associated with using modern gadgets.

Boy, I sure hope I don't sound too old!

 

[5StringBlues]

Growly,Cookie Monster type vocals.

 

[blendermassacre]

I share a cubicle with a jackass with a squeeky chair. He thinks the epitome of humor is to set up a long continuous squeek while I'm on the phone trying to solve a customers problem. I really hate that guy.......

I find it hard to believe that you're solving anyone's problems...

 

[wilser]

the sound of one of your kids knocking on the door while "getting busy" with the missus.