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The "Not So Hot" Chick Thread
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Robin Coleman a.k.a. "Hellga" on the new American Gladiators
I need to start watching that show!
PS - Anyone else think she looks like Christina Applegate?
Maybe if she was hollowed out and worn by a giant alien cockroach, like the one from MIB.
Several of the women in this thread belong on the Maxim lists, even if they generally don't show up there.
Maggie Gyllenhall (Is that spelled right?) was awesome in Stranger Than Fiction.
Dana Delaney has been a favorite since China Beach. She even made several parts of Exit To Eden almost watchable.
Lisa Loeb is very much my type.
Alicia Witt is on my exeption list (number two, under Lauren Graham)
Courtney Love has been fairly hot before, but it clearly didn't last. But go back and look at her at the Oscars after the People vs Larry Flint.
Bette Midler was the perfect example about ten years ago. She's getting a little long in the tooth, now.
Maggie Gyllenhall (Is that spelled right?) was awesome in Stranger Than Fiction.
Dana Delaney has been a favorite since China Beach. She even made several parts of Exit To Eden almost watchable.
Lisa Loeb is very much my type.
Alicia Witt is on my exeption list (number two, under Lauren Graham)
Courtney Love has been fairly hot before, but it clearly didn't last. But go back and look at her at the Oscars after the People vs Larry Flint.
Bette Midler was the perfect example about ten years ago. She's getting a little long in the tooth, now.
My old chick almost got in a brawl with Courtney Love. She looked hideous. I kept referring to her as some sloppy drunk fugly to my buddy. It wasn't until my buddy pointed out that it was Courtney Love that I realized how ugly she is real life.
My old chick almost got in a brawl with Courtney Love. She looked hideous. I kept referring to her as some sloppy drunk fugly to my buddy. It wasn't until my buddy pointed out that it was Courtney Love that I realized how ugly she is real life.
Most of the time I've ever seen any pics or video of her she's been a trainwreck. But right after that movie she got it together for a little while. It's the only time I ever recall thinking she was attractive. I also recall feeling a bit freaked out to realize I had just thought Courtney Love was attractive in the first place. It felt a lot like being fooled by a shemale that isn't convincing at all in good light. One of my best friends nearly took one up to his room once, but fortunately (he says) he got a look at him/her/it in better light before they left the bar. We used to tease him pretty badly about it...then I saw Courtney looking strangely do-able and thought "Ah. So this is what Dan felt like."
And pretty celebrities can be more than disappointing in real life. I saw Cameron Diaz from about four feet away once. Ew. Seriously. Someone needs to hold that girl down and make her eat a sandwich or something. She looks great on screen, but in person she looked like a concentration camp inmate with makeup on.
I looked at my post with the list again. I should make it a bit more clear.
Maggie Gyllenhall, Alicia Witt, Dana Delaney, and Lisa Loeb are all much too cute to be in this thread. I feel no embarrassment whatsoever about having naked sweaty dreams about any of them.
Bette Midler more than ten years ago (and especially so more than twenty years ago) and Courtney Love right after 'The People vs Larry Flint' were women I was attracted to to one degree or another that my friends would say 'Eeeeeeeeeeeew.' if they had known.
Maggie Gyllenhall, Alicia Witt, Dana Delaney, and Lisa Loeb are all much too cute to be in this thread. I feel no embarrassment whatsoever about having naked sweaty dreams about any of them.
Bette Midler more than ten years ago (and especially so more than twenty years ago) and Courtney Love right after 'The People vs Larry Flint' were women I was attracted to to one degree or another that my friends would say 'Eeeeeeeeeeeew.' if they had known.
Alicia Witt is on this thread early on, and whoever put here there should be slapped! 
Then again....I do have a real soft spot for redheads....
Then again....I do have a real soft spot for redheads....
Is it wierd that the more I look at Hellga in her near-dominatrix outfit, the more I find myself thinking 'Yeah. I'd do that.' ?
To explain a little; in my (much) younger days I was a VERY solid 260-265 lbs from spending all my spare time in the weight room and I was dating a girl who weighed all of 105. She is probably the most classically pretty girl I ever dated. But we were both in the Navy, and kind of broke and couldn't get away anywhere to get naked. So basically we had a few weeks of light foreplay until a payday where neither of us was on duty. We went and got a hotel room with every intention of making like bunnies all night.
In stead I accidentally popped her whole back all at once and thought I'd broken her. She never let me touch her again. So that very day, my idea of what an attractive woman looks like went up about fifty or sixty pounds, just for the sake of sturdiness. I haven't ever been with a bodybuilder, but you 've got to admit looking at that picture. She can probably take anything I could do with no fear of damage at all.
To explain a little; in my (much) younger days I was a VERY solid 260-265 lbs from spending all my spare time in the weight room and I was dating a girl who weighed all of 105. She is probably the most classically pretty girl I ever dated. But we were both in the Navy, and kind of broke and couldn't get away anywhere to get naked. So basically we had a few weeks of light foreplay until a payday where neither of us was on duty. We went and got a hotel room with every intention of making like bunnies all night.
In stead I accidentally popped her whole back all at once and thought I'd broken her. She never let me touch her again. So that very day, my idea of what an attractive woman looks like went up about fifty or sixty pounds, just for the sake of sturdiness. I haven't ever been with a bodybuilder, but you 've got to admit looking at that picture. She can probably take anything I could do with no fear of damage at all.
Isn't this thread suppose to be about chicks who you think are hot but others may not, not chicks who everyone thinks is hot?
Did that rhyme?
Did that rhyme?
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Kristen Schall - Comedian who also plays "Mel" on Flight of the Conchords. I doubt many people consider her hot, but I find her attractive. I'm sure part of it for me is that she's hilarious, which is a quality I really like in women.
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