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The Official *Show Your Gut* Thread
- Thread starter MakiSupaStar
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Lack of gut:
I prefer it that way though.
If I ever decide to film a remake of "Sid and Nancy" I'm calling you, Dude.
You all are pitiful, truly, these sad examples of guts put a bad name on the pure and fat asses of all of use "stout" gentlemen....
Ladies and gentlemen, behold, my gut.........
When I first saw it I thought it was a hairy ass!!!
soulgeezer
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You all are pitiful, truly, these sad examples of guts put a bad name on the pure and fat asses of all of use "stout" gentlemen....
Ladies and gentlemen, behold, my gut.........
It's mathematically perfect! Sir, you are a geometric phenomenon!
When I first saw it I thought it was a hairy ass!!!
Wow, I just started laughing histarically. I just woke my girlfiend up.
Man that **** was funny.
OK.... Here we go... Iam warning you... not for the lightweights!! (turn away now if u have a bad stomach!)
your bellybutton looks like it's crying
Mark Wilson
Supporting Member
OK.... Here we go... Iam warning you... not for the lightweights!! (turn away now if u have a bad stomach!)
For the first time I'm embarrassed to show my squeaky little "six pack", cause I don't have a "corporation" (read in a book called "Spunk" by Zora Neal Hurston, I think it was written in the thirties; a stout man with a Big Gut had what was called a "corporation", and he could say "c'mon ova heah little gal 'an lemme have a look a ya!", and she would say "okay mister Jackson, 'cause that's a right mighty fine corporation you got there". I don't have a corporation, it's more like a shoeshine bussiness that fits in a shoebox.
Lack of gut:
I prefer it that way though.
I had to do something to revive this thread, right?
OMG..... please please warn me before I check these threads while my wife is walking by!!! lol Didn't take much explanation after an initial "What ARE you looking at?" question!!
Well, my bellybutton looks "sad" because he (and it's a he!!) isn't coming first in this competition!!
Not bad...
Im gonna attempt to recreate this, just w/o the beard and chest hair, and a diff. cam in pic.
Is this still on? I hope so!! Can show off my "enough hair to do a comb over" belly!! And I promise, no Irish Rugby shirts this time... bring it on! lol
Well here is my reproduction(and my gut pic) of the famous leader(KSERG) of the "Show your Gut" thread, enjoy!(The face expression doesnt quite capture his.)
