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The Official *Show Your Gut* Thread
- Thread starter MakiSupaStar
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Yeah
, it's like one of those ink-blot tests that psychiatrists use.You've just revealed yourself to be a closet xxxxl-xxxxxist, old chap - bad luck!
Yeah
You've just revealed yourself to be a closet xxxxl-xxxxxist, old chap - bad luck!
whatever, i just hope i never have to see anything like that again!
-Jon
*** dude...
I was thinking "maybe someone made a witty comment" ...now i have to kill myself.
-Jon
I was thinking "maybe someone made a witty comment" ...now i have to kill myself.
-Jon
whatever, i just hope i never have to see anything like that again!
-Jon
Jon, keep away from meals like this and you will never have to (lot of fat in those sausages - believe me)!
Great, now we're in "imitation bunghole" territory. As if this thread NEEDED to be more disturbing. 
But ive only lived in Texas for 3 years.....Or a long lost son !?!?!?!?!?!?
Kserg you cheeky devil. were you in Texas 16 yrs ago?
You got something you need to tell us Dis?
Discuss ..................................................................... (ting)
mmmmmm ....... hair bagel
Walked up to my favorite bar the other day and saw a buddy I hadn't seen in years. The first thing out of his mouth? "Should you be in here drinking when you're pregnant?"
I am 44 y.o. and I'm "fixed".
I'm so fat, he thought I was in my 3rd trimester. Before I came in, he asked the barkeep if I was preggers, and the barkeep, being a real funny guy, said I was. And my old bud believed him, 'cause I *look* that pregnant.
So embarrassing. I can't enjoy food or beer or bourbon or ice cream or anything, anymore. If I do, I have to carry a belly around. No. I have to eat all kinds of healthy foods that I *hate* eating, and give up everything I like. So I won't be so monstrous and big and look like I'm fixing to have a giant baby any minute.
Aging SUX, man!
Cherie
This thread is very strange. It is nasty, but at the same time I can't stop reading it.
It reminds me of the time I made a sandwich that had peanut butter, cheese, ham and English mustard in it. I took a bite, and it was kind of nice, and kind or horrible, and made me feel sick, but I had to keep eating it.
It reminds me of the time I made a sandwich that had peanut butter, cheese, ham and English mustard in it. I took a bite, and it was kind of nice, and kind or horrible, and made me feel sick, but I had to keep eating it.
Yeah, well...
Life with a big ol' belly is like being force-fed that pjb-n-cheese with meat.
I have to lose this gorram belly. I can't be having people think I'm pregnant. I'm so old, *that* by itself is "eww"-inducing.
Cherie
