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Apparently the ads think I have Bugatti money.


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If you are willing to expand your art collection beyond figurative oil painting, I think this Damien Hirst-designed coffee table
would really tie your living room together. YMMV!

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Aaaah....So you DO have a problem......

My artwork preferences do, in fact, go somewhat beyond just figurative oil paintings....(Although figurative oil paintings do....errrm figure)......

I have some very nice original wood cuts, some charcoal sketches, some sculptures, some commissioned glass works and even some limited edition prints among other things.....

Posters do not figure.....

Neither do dish washing products....I checked both sinks in my kitchen and the only soap to be seen near either was for hand washing purposes.....

Dish stuff lives in a cupboard adjacent to my dishwasher if it's of any importance to you....

Thank you for your concerns but really, my living room is very nicely tied already....

I suggest a nice lie down in a darkened room.....You'll feel better for it :)
 
Aaaah....So you DO have a problem......

My artwork preferences do, in fact, go somewhat beyond just figurative oil paintings....(Although figurative oil paintings do....errrm figure)......

I have some very nice original wood cuts, some charcoal sketches, some sculptures, some commissioned glass works and even some limited edition prints among other things.....

Posters do not figure.....

Neither do dish washing products....I checked both sinks in my kitchen and the only soap to be seen near either was for hand washing purposes.....

Dish stuff lives in a cupboard adjacent to my dishwasher if it's of any importance to you....

Thank you for your concerns but really, my living room is very nicely tied already....

I suggest a nice lie down in a darkened room.....You'll feel better for it :)

So you pass Russell Brand's class test. That is notable. Why didn't you say so to begin with -- is it because old money doesn't discuss money?:thumbsup:
 
Russell Brand is a tosser and I am working class vermin.....

No money doesn't discuss money.....;)

Yeah I am not a fan of his, either. But I appreciate the fact that he has access to a lot of richers, so when I heard that
one comment of his, randomly on a chat show, I immediately sussed that it must be true.
Well, my first thought was my own washing up liquid on the sink...and shame for having such an obvious and embarrassing tell! I supposed I was trying to extend that shame to you! But you, aristocrat of nature that you are, parried my thrust with the old soap-in-cupboard maneuver. Well-played, Sir!
 
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