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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Isn't that what elephants do just before they charge?....
Why do elephants' batteries die?
Maybe cause they're so much bigger than pink bunnies.
I DID IT! THANKS TO THE WIFE, OF COURSE.... COLOR ME PROUD!
I won the trophy, but when I was putting it on the mantel, I tripped over the cat and stepped on the dog's paw, twisting it.
I'm at the vets now.
That is great, except for what the cat did.
I love both BBQ and dogs! What kind of BBQ are we talking about?
The cat would probably enjoy that, as long as the sauce was not too spicy.
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I have not played a bass in FOUR DAYS. I had to give my bass room away as a guest bedroom. UGH. I would rather BBQ a cat.
I have a nine-paragraph essay due in 59 minutes. So far, I have zero paragraphs.
I love James Brown banter:
"You know, when you forget that grits is groceries, and that eggs is poultry, you lose ya thang." - James Brown
"You know, when you forget that grits is groceries, and that eggs is poultry, you lose ya thang." - James Brown
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