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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Yes, I am mad. I am mad at the universe for screwing up my leg and giving me sausage fingers that make it hard to play bass.
Well....that's no excuse to go around feeding innocent goldfish to goldfinches that probably don't even like the taste of goldfish and at least you haven't got stuck in an MRI scanner and been told that you're going to need surgery on your rotator cuff and bicep on your right arm while simultaneously having synovial fluid injections in your knees and cortisone injections in your ankles lately have you?.....
So....count your blessings that you're not a goldfish!......
My blessings are going down the drain along with the goldfishes. My MRI is scheduled in three weeks. Six week waiting list for an MRI. YAYYAYAYAYYA. I am going to eat a gold fish before I go so they can see it swimming around in my leg.
You could say that. Or maybe you could say it would feel better if I cut my arms off with a hacksaw.
You could cut off a leg sort of as a surrogate. Just trying to help.
Not even the fast women your mother warned you about? Those were some of my favorite people when I was young.
By the time I have figured out what is going on, they are done have moved to the next guy. I can't keep up. I am too slow.
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