The Random Thought Megathread

[FingerDub]

How come I've never seen even one of the women I've been with in any capacity, GF's , wife, for my entire life, ever use a douchebag?

 

[Son of Wobble]

Haven't seen one of those hanging on the back of a bathroom door or shower since the 60s or 70s. Outmoded technology? File in the "Things You Don't See Anymore" thread.

 

[FingerDub]

No it's not a bag. I've never seen a woman douche my entire life.

 

[sissy kathy]

No it's not a bag. I've never seen a woman douche my entire life.

Why would you, do you invite women in to watch you take a dump? Have any accepted?

 

[FingerDub]

Why would you, do you invite women in to watch you take a dump? Have any accepted?

I of course, was not being literal. I don't need to inspect her as she does it and document the process. At the very least I would have seen one box of douches under the sink or something like that, but nothing.

 

[sissy kathy]

I of course, was not being literal. I don't need to inspect her as she does it and document the process. At the very least I would have seen one box of douches under the sink or something like that, but nothing.

It isn't required for health.

 

[FingerDub]

It isn't required for health.

You apparently didn't understand the spirit of the post. I'll move on now.

 

[hondo4life]

I still vaguely remember the taste of Nintendo breakfast cereal.

 

[hondo4life]

YMCA? Because MCA is all I got.

 

[hondo4life]

You apparently didn't understand the spirit of the post. I'll move on now.

At least you aren't a douche, right?

 

[FingerDub]

No matter how many times I hear it, I always laugh when I hear the name, "Lake Titicaca".

 

[Fat Freddy]

No matter how many times I hear it, I always laugh when I hear the name, "Lake Titicaca".

Sigh......

 

[Son of Wobble]

Sigh......

Need a mood elevator? Take one of these. With lots of water.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Need a mood elevator? Take one of these. With lots of water.

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Had one of those.....Died last year......Sigh.....

 

[Son of Wobble]

Had one of those.....Died last year......Sigh.....

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Cutie! Sorry you lost it. The trick with cats, as with basses: Lots of back-ups.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Cutie! Sorry you lost it. The trick with cats, as with basses: Lots of back-ups.

Had a backup.....He got torn to shreds by a fox.....

Do me a favor?.....

 

[Son of Wobble]

Had a backup.....He got torn to shreds by a fox.....

Do me a favor?.....

Yes?

 

[Fat Freddy]

Yes?

Go and elevate somebody else's mood!.....

 

[Son of Wobble]

Go and elevate somebody else's mood!.....

Oh. OK. Very well. Good day, Sir.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Go and elevate somebody else's mood!.....

P.S. Should you change your mind and decide we should instead hug it out, you know where to find me!