The Random Thought Megathread

[sissy kathy]

Oh, boy.

"Your pen is our business!"

FAQ:
Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood.

Did you take a close look at their logo? It appears to resemble something. This can't be a serious business.

It's not just the logo either, read the URL a little creatively.

 

[Fat Freddy]

If it wasn't for your wellies.....Where would you be?.....

 

[hondo4life]

I swear this is exactly the crap I had to deal with in my last band, except the roles were reversed.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Always enjoy a good kick in the crotch.

 

[hondo4life]

I have a large, dead hackberry tree

 

[hondo4life]

I have a large, dead hackberry tree in my yard. The top fell on a neighbor's lawn furniture, so I am having the entire tree cut down. Should I save a piece for TONEWOOD?

 

[ThudThudThud]

I never thought I'd ever say this

 

[ThudThudThud]

If it wasn't for your wellies.....Where would you be?.....

In the hospital, or infirmary?

 

[Fat Freddy]

In the hospital, or infirmary?

You win the grand prize!.....

A date with me and dinner for two at your expense!.....

Bet you're excited now......

 

[ThudThudThud]

You win the grand prize!.....

A date with me and dinner for two at your expense!.....

Bet you're excited now......

Raises [umpteenth] glass of bitter, puts arm around Fat Freddy's shoulder, and harmonizes......
"If yer didnae hae yer feet, in yer WEEEEELLLLLLIIIIIEEEEESSSSS"

Nah! You're al-righ, mate. Nah. Nah. Over 'ere...Ish like....ya know....that fing...you know...wassit called?....yeah...that....nah, nah...'ees mah mate...'old on...yeah...giss another beer barkeep....goo on....

 

[Fat Freddy]

Raises [umpteenth] glass of bitter, puts arm around Fat Freddy's shoulder, and harmonizes......
"If yer didnae hae yer feet, in yer WEEEEELLLLLLIIIIIEEEEESSSSS"

Nah! You're al-righ, mate. Nah. Nah. Over 'ere...Ish like....ya know....that fing...you know...wassit called?....yeah...that....nah, nah...'ees mah mate...'old on...yeah...giss another beer barkeep....goo on....

 

[D M C]

I never thought I'd ever say this

I never knew it was possible

 

[D M C]

If you tell Siri, "I see a little silhouetto of a man," she will recite the rest of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody back to you.

Not much of a singing voice, though.

 

[zontar]

If you tell Siri, "I see a little silhouetto of a man," she will recite the rest of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody back to you.

Not much of a singing voice, though.

That may depend on which voice you have set...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I have a large, dead hackberry tree in my yard. The top fell on a neighbor's lawn furniture, so I am having the entire tree cut down. Should I save a piece for TONEWOOD?

Build one of these.

I started one, then I got a new spitting ax and got a little to excited with how well it worked and accidentally went through what was set aside for the kit. Later this month or next summer I will complete one.

 

[hondo4life]

Build one of these.

I started one, then I got a new spitting ax and got a little to excited with how well it worked and accidentally went through what was set aside for the kit. Later this month or next summer I will complete one.

What does it even sound like? A couple of woodpeckers?

 

[Tom Bomb]

Wood if I could but I cant.

 

[Son of Wobble]

 

[Gazman]

If you tell Siri, "I see a little silhouetto of a man," she will recite the rest of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody back to you.

Not much of a singing voice, though.

if you tell Siri "Mama, Just killed a man"...she will notify the nearest police station.

 

[FilterFunk]

Wood if I could but I cant.

So you shan't!