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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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What kind of fool doesn't butter their peanuts with peanut butter?
Speaking of fools:
When I throw a little treat up in the air for my dog to catch, he closes his eyes and ducks. If I throw a tennis ball, he will try to catch it. I don't get it.
When I throw a little treat up in the air for my dog to catch, he closes his eyes and ducks. If I throw a tennis ball, he will try to catch it. I don't get it.
I write "penis butter" on the grocery list, and I laugh and laugh.
My wife thinks I'm a loon.
My wife thinks I'm a loon.
Because you suffer from Shopper's Blank Out. Happens to me all the time.
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I'm happy for Justin Gatlin. He just won the 100m at the T&F World Championships, beating Usain Bolt, who took third.
Justin took his 4-year ban, came back to find the sprints dominated by the Jamaicans, hung in there, and now is back on top at age 35, even though the fans in London booed him mercilessly. A gutsy performance, and he gave Bolt his due with a respectful bow and a big hug. You earned it, Justin!
Justin took his 4-year ban, came back to find the sprints dominated by the Jamaicans, hung in there, and now is back on top at age 35, even though the fans in London booed him mercilessly. A gutsy performance, and he gave Bolt his due with a respectful bow and a big hug. You earned it, Justin!
With all the streaming options, it's interesting that Redbox kiosks are still alive and well.
I love it when you play with a new group and you show up with your rig the Band Leader and Sound Man get scared.
They see the cab come out of the car then Sound Man yells across the parking lot, "You do not need that, we will be hooking you up direct to the board." I yell back, "Ok, but I am not leaving it in the car." and in I go.
(It is only a Genz 2x12)
Knowing the pa and monitors in this place I say, "Just going to hook it up very very low for monitoring, you can tell me to turn it down if you feel it." Sound Man, "Ok." then we play. Sound Man and Band leader are moving around the room checking the mix, as they are near the front they say, "That bass sounds fantastic, turn it up."
They see the cab come out of the car then Sound Man yells across the parking lot, "You do not need that, we will be hooking you up direct to the board." I yell back, "Ok, but I am not leaving it in the car." and in I go.
(It is only a Genz 2x12)
Knowing the pa and monitors in this place I say, "Just going to hook it up very very low for monitoring, you can tell me to turn it down if you feel it." Sound Man, "Ok." then we play. Sound Man and Band leader are moving around the room checking the mix, as they are near the front they say, "That bass sounds fantastic, turn it up."
This reminds me of Pen Island Pens - URL: www.penisland.net
Oh, boy.
"Your pen is our business!"
FAQ:
Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood.
Did you take a close look at their logo? It appears to resemble something. This can't be a serious business.
Oh cum on, you're imagining things.Oh, boy.
"Your pen is our business!"
FAQ:
Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood.
Did you take a close look at their logo? It appears to resemble something. This can't be a serious business.
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