The Random Thought Megathread

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Ignatz!

 

[slobake]

You drunk?

No

 

[FilterFunk]

It's perfectly cromulent!

How can you have an IMpala without there being a Pala? The fact that a Non-pala exists must imply that there is a Pala which is unlike it.

Hmmm...

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[Gorn]

I'm done respecting my elders just because they're elder. If you've lived twice as long as me and you've been an idiot the whole time, your idiocy didn't go anywhere. Shut up Jill.

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[fingerguy]

I been relocated due to lack of space at our main office. Where I work now, elders are looking pretty good these days. Not sure what changed, but there are some really nice GILF's here.

 

[shadowtippy]

Here is a list of things that are invisible:
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)

 

[Tom Bomb]

That's only one thing.

 

[Stumbo]

Here is a list of things that are invisible:
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)

When you sleep, everything is invisible to you.

 

[FingerDub]

Listen, I got a big bet at work on how to pronounce "cashew". I am originally from the UK, and we pronounced it the second way. I told them that but the 2 front desk girls are laughing at me like it's going out of style. I said there are places in the world other than America. This is important.

Click the link and please tell me which way you pronounce it...1 (top) or 2 (underneath).

Invalid Link Removed

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I am eating some cashews right now and pronounce them as number one.
They are laughing at you because number two is the sound of someone sneezing.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I'm English.....You may have pronounced it the second way....I certainly didn't.....

No 1 is correct.....

 

[FingerDub]

NO.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Bless you! Mmmmmm Cashewbliation drool

 

[FingerDub]

This is bothering me greatly.

 

[fingerguy]

Why do we say "I need to take a dump" when in reality you are leaving one?

 

[Fat Freddy]

This is bothering me greatly.

It should!.....You talk funny

 

[Tom Bomb]

The correct pronunciation of Kiwi fruit is Chinese gooseberry.