The Random Thought Megathread

[slobake]

So...You're saying that he's thick as two short planks?.....

Dumber than a box-o-rocks?

 

[Fat Freddy]

Dumber than a box-o-rocks?

I think he's very rude whatever way you look at it.....

Anyway....I'm off to put all of my eggs in one basket to see what happens.....

 

[slobake]

I think he's very rude whatever way you look at it.....

Anyway....I'm off to put all of my eggs in one basket to see what happens.....

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

 

[D M C]

He is not. I think he’s saying that @slobake is very humble.

I think he’s very astute.

 

[slobake]

He is not. I think he’s saying that @slobake is very humble.

I think he’s very astute.

Yes sir we can never have enough stutes around here.

 

[Fat Freddy]

He is not. I think he’s saying that @slobake is very humble.

I think he’s very astute.

I was just a little bit sick in my mouth because of you....

 

[FingerDub]

What do you get when you cross a dog and a flower?

 

[slobake]

What do you get when you cross a dog and a flower?

A flower that likes to lick your face?

 

[ZenG]

What do you get when you cross a dog and a flower?

A Pansy that brings your frisbee back?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

What do you get when you cross a dog and a flower?

Something that is not sure if it should sniff or pee on itself.

 

[FingerDub]

What do you get when you cross a dog and a flower?

A collie flower.

 

[Gorn]

Yay pudding.

 

[slobake]

Yay pudding.

Chocolate?

 

[Gorn]

Chocolate?

My supermarket sells a dark chocolate almond milk pudding that's amazing. I like regular pudding too but that stuff is fantastic.

 

[5StringBlues]

If you don't eat your meat........

 

[Gorn]

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[ZenG]

Is pudding the same as Pud Ding?

 

[sissy kathy]

My supermarket sells a dark chocolate almond milk pudding that's amazing. I like regular pudding too but that stuff is fantastic.

I think it's called almond milk because no one can say nut juice with a straight face.

 

[Gorn]

Joanne knows that I'm printing to P28. She knows this because I print to P28 every morning. But she wants to print to P28. It doesn't matter than I'm printing hundreds of pages from dozens of files. Why don't you print to P27? Because P27 isn't on my list. Well you can add it to your list. Well if it's not on my list I don't print there. But you can add it to your list. P27 is right next to P28. It's actually closer to you. But it's not on your list because you either can't or won't take the 17 seconds it takes to add P27 to your list. You're useless.