The Random Thought Megathread

[shadowtippy]

I am having fudgsicles.

 

[Stumbo]

I am having fudgsicles.

Mmmmmm good.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Only absolute success can bring total fulfillment. Power is happiness, and the media is the key to power. Bill Hearst, Otis Chandler, Rupert Murdoch, Ted Turner, Connie Chung — these people seduced the masses and, in turn, became legends in their own time.

That's what I want, Ivan. And that's what I'm gonna get. Any. Way. I. Can.…

 

[Jay2U]

A campaign should be started against G strings on basses. Those strings are higher pitched than an E string on guitar, dammit.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I find G-strings rather alluring.

 

[ZenG]

Nothing like a bowl of cereal for a midnight snack.

Have you ever tried bowling for cereal?

 

[Jay2U]

Have you ever tried bowling for cereal?

I tried Bowling for Soup.

 

[Jay2U]

I find G-strings rather alluring.

...but not on basses. On basses they stink.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I beg to differ

 

[catcauphonic]

 

[D M C]

I am having fudgsicles.

Need to put a heater in the privy then, a-hyuk, hyuk!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Need to put a heater in the privy then, a-hyuk, hyuk!

 

[LowActionHero]

Have you ever tried bowling for cereal?

I tried bowling for cereal once. Almost starved to death.

I'm not a very good bowler....

 

[Jay2U]

I'm an air bassist and here are my excited fans...

 

[Fat Freddy]

I tried bowling for cereal once. Almost starved to death.

I'm not a very good bowler....

I used to have a pretty useful googly...

 

[LowActionHero]

I used to have a pretty useful googly...

I said BOWLER, not bowler...


Crickey....

 

[Fat Freddy]

I said BOWLER, not bowler...


Crickey....

No you didn't !.....And it's Crikey........

 

[D M C]

No you didn't !.....And it's Crikey........

Not if you go down to the crick.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Not if you go down to the crick.

We don't have "cricks" in Crikeyland....We have creeks....

 

[shadowtippy]

We don't have "cricks" in Crikeyland....We have creeks....

Oil them.