The Random Thought Megathread

[Strung_Low]

Great googly mooglie

 

[Jay2U]

Carrots are so old fashioned, so outdated. Here's the new hype...

 

[Fat Freddy]

Oil them.

You oil creaks.....sigh.....

 

[frnjplayer]

What do you want from life?

 

[frnjplayer]

To kidnap an heiress....

 

[Fat Freddy]

Or threaten her with a knife?....

 

[LowActionHero]

We don't have "cricks" in Crikeyland....We have creeks....

Creeky, Guv-ER-nor!

 

[shadowtippy]

You oil creaks.....sigh.....

Actually, I don't oil them. I use graphite on them.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Carrots are so old fashioned, so outdated. Here's the new hype...

I would like to see the video when he is eight deep, looses the remote and forgets what stone it is under?


Side note:
TURN THE CAMERA THE RIGHT WAY SO WE CAN SEE BETTER AND THERE WILL NOT BE THEM DARN BLACK BARS ON THE SIDE.

 

[Jay2U]

...Side note: TURN THE CAMERA THE RIGHT WAY SO WE CAN SEE BETTER AND THERE WILL NOT BE THEM DARN BLACK BARS ON THE SIDE.

Nowadays social media are full of vertical moron videos.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Nowadays social media are full of vertical moron videos.

I have heard someone ask if there was an app to fix it.

 

[Jay2U]

I have heard someone ask if there was an app to fix it.

The world needs an app to fix them.

 

[Pbassmanca]

The world needs an app to fix them.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Actually, I don't oil them. I use graphite on them.

Naturally....

 

[Fat Freddy]

I'm feeling too lazy to be anything other than tolerant tonight.....Ho-hum....

 

[Jay2U]

Selfie sticks are there for those who need reading glasses.

 

[5StringBlues]

I try to act nonchalant, but underneath I am chalant as f###.



*sips whiskey

 

[S-Bigbottom]

The moving of the "Bookmark" button to where the "Like" was keeps making me pop up the "Bookmark" window.

 

[Jay2U]

Why is it so cool to be hot?

 

[5StringBlues]

It's hip to be square?