The Random Thought Megathread

[S-Bigbottom]

Can you tell if a cat is left or right handed? And know for sure?

I had a cat that would eat his crunchy food by knocking one piece out of the bowl with his right front paw, eat that one then do it again. That was the only way he would eat his dry food. Even with bigger bowls he always used the right paw to bring one out.

 

[Gazman]

You know when people ask "What was the best thing before sliced bread?"
The answer must be the bread slicer.

 

[5StringBlues]

Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! Your prize is an all expenses paid week at a Hawaiian resort of your choice with TB member 5StringBlues.

Gol durn name dropper!

 

[5StringBlues]

Ok Bob, for 50 keys: What is your name?

 

[mrjim123]

My name ... is Jose Jiminez.

 

[5StringBlues]

Turnt

 

[mrjim123]

Weren't!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I think you two ^ and ^^ scared all the other posters away.

 

[mrjim123]

Hey, they were just random thoughts.

 

[the harp unstrung]

Baseball is
'The Beautiful Game'

(said the old, white American).

 

[Tom Bomb]

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[mrjim123]

I LOVE this song:

 

[FingerDub]

I LOVE this song:

Great song.

 

[D M C]

I LOVE this song:

Loved him in The West Wing.

 

[zontar]

Choose another country or region to see content specific to your location and shop online.

 

[mrjim123]

I bought a can of crabmeat at the grocery store months ago; God knows why, probably because I love crab cakes, which I have NO idea how to make. So, I just opened it to eat, thinking it was a can of tuna. Now I'm wondering what to do with it. My life is full of such insurmountable problems.

 

[FingerDub]

I bought a can of crabmeat at the grocery store months ago; God knows why, probably because I love crab cakes, which I have NO idea how to make. So, I just opened it to eat, thinking it was a can of tuna. Now I'm wondering what to do with it. My life is full of such insurmountable problems.

Grill it. Crab (tuna) melt.

 

[PWRL]

My internet is down. What did we do before internet? I need someone to remind me in case my phone conks out. I don't know how to flintknap or set snares.

 

[shadowtippy]

My internet is down. What did we do before internet? I need someone to remind me in case my phone conks out. I don't know how to flintknap or set snares.

To flintknap, use a piece of deer horn and use short, sharp strokes to flake off small pieces of the flint.

 

[mrjim123]

It's Friday!

"Well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general.".