I only have two!
Sorry.......You've been thrown out of the game..........Umpire's calls can NOT be questioned!
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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Sorry.......You've been thrown out of the game..........Umpire's calls can NOT be questioned!
Sorry.......You've been thrown out of the game..........Umpire's calls can NOT be questioned!
Think that statuette geezer is looking for a kick in the nuts!...
Stunned!
Gobsmacked!!
Speechless!!!
Wide-eyed I was when my Bride came to me late today and showed me an e-mail...from Ticketmaster.
About 2weeks ago she’d told me that there was a surprise in my future, and asked that I stay away from our email account tfn.
‘Sure’ says I.
One less thing!
Ticketmaster was in touch today to tell us that next Friday’s Willie Nelson / Alison Krauss concert in Greenville, SC has been canceled.
My first reaction was ‘well, what does that have to do wi...
Ohhhhhh!!’
She’d purchased the tickets and 2 night’s lodging...we’ve heard cool things about the arts scene there and have been threatening to go there for a weekend...
and, as is So Often the case, I had no idea what was going on.
Gobsmacked!!
Speechless!!!
Wide-eyed I was when my Bride came to me late today and showed me an e-mail...from Ticketmaster.
About 2weeks ago she’d told me that there was a surprise in my future, and asked that I stay away from our email account tfn.
‘Sure’ says I.
One less thing!
Ticketmaster was in touch today to tell us that next Friday’s Willie Nelson / Alison Krauss concert in Greenville, SC has been canceled.
My first reaction was ‘well, what does that have to do wi...
Ohhhhhh!!’
She’d purchased the tickets and 2 night’s lodging...we’ve heard cool things about the arts scene there and have been threatening to go there for a weekend...
and, as is So Often the case, I had no idea what was going on.
The trophy was for you being a Grade A Donkey Kicker but the way he is standing the donkey probably got his kick in first.Think that statuette geezer is looking for a kick in the nuts!...
Never mind....maybe you can get your money back.....The trophy was for you being a Grade A Donkey Kicker but the way he is standing the donkey probably got his kick in first.
You don't eat 'em fer gawds sake....You inhale the smoke....Nah, too sour.
Flypaper tastes way better.
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Ah don' wanna hear yer gol-darn excuses! Jus' GIT!!!I dunno what happened, I just found it like that...
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Don't do it, Mushmouth! Those big guys will kill you!!!
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