I thank the God of bass that I don't play in a Polka band....
Two notes....all night......


Two notes....all night......
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It's not the two notes all night, it is hearing polkas all night.I thank the God of bass that I don't play in a Polka band....
Two notes....all night......![]()
They must wear protection......Mustn't they?.....It's not the two notes all night, it is hearing polkas all night.
Don't know why a polka band would even need condoms, let alone why they would wear them while on stage.They must wear protection......Mustn't they?.....
How would you answer.English used to have 4 affirmative/negative replies . Now, just two.
Are you a bass player, yea or nay?
Arent you a bass player, yes or no?
Like I've said on here previously....Don't know why a polka band would even need condoms, let alone why they would wear them while on stage.
Like I've said on here previously....
Remember that Kevlar is your friend......![]()

English used to have 4 affirmative/negative replies . Now, just two.
Are you a bass player, yea or nay?
Arent you a bass player, yes or no?
That reminds me.....Got the dentist this week....been struggling on fretless, my clown gloves slides out of intonation. looking for private instructor, PM me
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Time for your medication methinks.......Phil Spector had a glass coffin installed in his basement that he planned to use to hold Ronnie Spector "Forever and ever."
I just picked up the glass coffin at auction.
Freddy, do you think you fit my slipper? I hope you do![]()

More Petticoat Lane I'm thinking....I’m quite taken by that. Bespoke undergarments for the adventurous gentleman.
Savile Row?