The Random Thought Megathread

[Winslow]

BOW WOW WOW YIPPEE YO YIPPEE YAY BOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY...

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase the cat?

Nothin' but the dog in me.

 

[5StringBlues]

If duct tape don't fix it, you ain't using enough duct tape.

 

[Winslow]

If duct tape don't fix it, use gaffer tape instead.

 

[mrjim123]

If duct tape don't fix it, you ain't using enough duct tape.

 

[5StringBlues]

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

 

[charlie monroe]

Sometimes I wonder if there are even half as many good people as there seems to be ********

 

[5StringBlues]

Barmaid, set us up a round of that Colorado Kool-Aid.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Sometimes I wonder if there are even half as many good people as there seems to be ********

1 in about 50?.....
Problem is that most of the ********'s think that they're normal....Which....when you think about it....is most likely true.....So.....are those of us that think that we're good in fact ********'s?.....
I need a smoke....

 

[charlie monroe]

1 in about 50?.....
Problem is that most of the ********'s think that they're normal....Which....when you think about it....is most likely true.....So.....are those of us that think that we're good in fact ********'s?.....
I need a smoke....

Was that meant to help?

 

[Fat Freddy]

Was that meant to help?

Not in the least.....

 

[charlie monroe]

Not in the least.....

Mission accomplished

 

[Fat Freddy]

Mission accomplished

So glad to have achieved at least SUMTHIN' today.....

 

[zontar]

Mashed potatoes can be your friends

They are...

 

[5StringBlues]

They are...

Spud Buddys

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[zontar]

It's good to know they're up there doing their job.

 

[twinjet]

I've been sporting a Casio CA-53W calculator watch for the past week or so. I friggin' love this thing. It's retro enough to look futurey, but not antiquated. Love it!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

So much for opening that typewriter repair shop.

Do it.
When them three old guys that do it now die, you will have the full market.
Unless you die first...

 

[shadowtippy]

So much for opening that typewriter repair shop.

Ahhh I got it, I'll go into air raid siren repair.

Will you sell ribbons or do I have to keep refurbishing my old one with highlighters?