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The Random Thought Megathread

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#11,801
S-Bigbottom said:
Mentos and Cola is the technology for true Hover boards.


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I am currently selling stocks in both Mentos and Cola, also selling plans for future Mentos and Cola fill up stations to be placed all around the country. P.M. me for a good investment oppurrtunity.*

*This is the legal stuff required in small print.
It means a lot to some people so it is here. It means nothing to me though, so from now forward and to save myself time the rest of this message will be my cat walking across the keyboard and what is produced is what it will say.
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Looks like that is it. I thought that there would be more but... nope.
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Prospectus is latin for open your mouth and close your eyes.
 
#11,802
Fat Freddy said:
After giving your kind investment offer all of the attention it deserves.......

No!.....Have youself a fiiiine evenin'....:)
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Thank you for answering your phone and not screaming at me even though it is your dinner time.
As a thank you you will receive a $2.00 share of the Sticky Slim Suds Cleaning Crew LLC.
(also known as the triple S, double C Suckers.)

The streets will be flooded with this golden brown goo and who will make a bunch of cash out of it?
You. ;)
Just need your bank account number.
 
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#11,803
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Also have The Mac Of All Cheese on sale.
Only $9.95 and for a limited time.
Call now and I will triple your order.*


*More legal stuff in small print. The triple your order deal is really just us cutting the cheese into three pieces instead of you getting one big lump you get three smaller ones.
Please do not call us later to complain that this is what we did, I warned you. Not my fault you still ordered after reading this and if you did not take the time to read this then you are a ding dong.
 
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#11,805
S-Bigbottom said:
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Also have The Mac Of All Cheese on sale.
Only $9.95 and for a limited time.
Call now and I will triple your order.*


*More legal stuff in small print. The triple your order deal is really just us cutting the cheese into three pieces instead of you getting one big lump you get three smaller ones.
Please do not call us later to complain that this is what we did, I warned you. Not my fault you still ordered after reading this and if you did not take the time to read this then you are a ding dong.
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20 clams and not one clam more. Ok, one more clam but that's it.


Clam.
 
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#11,806
S-Bigbottom said:
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Also have The Mac Of All Cheese on sale.
Only $9.95 and for a limited time.
Call now and I will triple your order.*


*More legal stuff in small print. The triple your order deal is really just us cutting the cheese into three pieces instead of you getting one big lump you get three smaller ones.
Please do not call us later to complain that this is what we did, I warned you. Not my fault you still ordered after reading this and if you did not take the time to read this then you are a ding dong.
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Butt weight, there's more.
 
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#11,809
S-Bigbottom said:
Thank you for answering your phone and not screaming at me even though it is your dinner time.
As a thank you you will receive a $2.00 share of the Sticky Slim Suds Cleaning Crew LLC.
(also known as the triple S, double C Suckers.)

The streets will be flooded with this golden brown goo and who will make a bunch of cash out of it?
You. ;)
Just need your bank account number.
Click to expand...
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#11,810
S-Bigbottom said:
View attachment 3594696
Also have The Mac Of All Cheese on sale.
Only $9.95 and for a limited time.
Call now and I will triple your order.*


*More legal stuff in small print. The triple your order deal is really just us cutting the cheese into three pieces instead of you getting one big lump you get three smaller ones.
Please do not call us later to complain that this is what we did, I warned you. Not my fault you still ordered after reading this and if you did not take the time to read this then you are a ding dong.
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That cheese looks a bit tatty to me...
Haven't you got anything fresher?....
 
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