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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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She has a bf. But she's very flirty girl.Oh for the love of........Look.....You will deeply regret this in time.....TAKE HER OUT!....
I'm not going to lie to you......I don't give a flying funt if she's flirty or dead from the waist down.....
Sorry, but that's the way it is.......maybe under different circumstances.....you know what I mean?....
Y'see.......When I was a lad......
.....Really man, You're on your own.....
I'm not going to lie to you......I don't give a flying funt if she's flirty or dead from the waist down.....
Sorry, but that's the way it is.......maybe under different circumstances.....you know what I mean?....
Y'see.......When I was a lad......
Really man, You're on your own.....
Well, I tripped that poor girl and while I was watching her fall in slow motion I grabbed her ummmm.... left arm and breasts which I didn't mean to. Today, she touched my neck several times. So I'm just clueless how to procede from here.
Seems you're being used as a plaything, but you're conflicted by enjoying being used as a plaything. Been there, done that. It rarely (ok, never) ends well. So, here's a handy checklist:
1. Quit job
2. Change name
3. Leave state
4. Flee country
5. Plastic surgery to drastically alter appearance
6. Get a really good lawyer on retainer, put his/her number in your phone.
Good luck!
The kind you don't bring home to mother?
She likes the boys in the band,She will never let your spirits down...
(Once you get her off the street.)
She says that I'm her all time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please!
(Blast it, I'm supposed to be doing actual work.)
Very Flirty Girl is a superhero. With superpowers. Very mild superpowers but still.
She can make babies. Look into it. I kid you not. Right before my very eyes, I've seen it.
She can make babies. Look into it. I kid you not. Right before my very eyes, I've seen it.
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Voyeur, not that there is anything wrong with it.
You still got that wiener stone?
Think you may have found the recipient for your Conflict Free, All Natural, Free Range Grown, Environmentally Harvested Man Jewelry.
Not a ring, but maybe use it as part of a charm for a necklace or a bracelet? I like the use of it as the 12 o'clock marker on a time piece, remove the diamond and replace it with your love bone stone.
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