The Random Thought Megathread

[D M C]

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.

 

[Captain Chaos]

You still got that wiener stone?





Think you may have found the recipient for your Conflict Free, All Natural, Free Range Grown, Environmentally Harvested Man Jewelry.

Not a ring, but maybe use it as part of a charm for a necklace or a bracelet? I like the use of it as the 12 o'clock marker on a time piece, remove the diamond and replace it with your love bone stone.

No, I peed that thing 2 days later.

 

[shadowtippy]

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.

Call 877-CASH NOW. I am not affiliated with them.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

No, I peed that thing 2 days later.

Let this line be a metaphor for your relationship with that coworker.

I need to start a Love Help Thread. Only $9.99 a post...Post your questions now.

 

[Winslow]

 

[IamGroot]

 

[Captain Chaos]

Let this line be a metaphor for your relationship with that coworker.

I need to start a Love Help Thread. Only $9.99 a post...Post your questions now.

Yeah, but I liked eating those things until the point I got the kidney stone. So might as well try? If you know what I mean.....

 

[Fat Freddy]

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.

Horny hat and a so so tenor voice or no settlement....

 

[mrjim123]

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Them's good eatin', ya know.

 

[Winslow]

Them's good eatin', ya know.

Go right ahead.

 

[zontar]

If i had a nickel for every time I'd said that...

Well unless you counted me quoting it--I'd have exactly 0 cents.
But quoting it?
I'd be well off.

 

[FilterFunk]

I'm still a sucker for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I'm still a sucker for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!

I tried it today but they talked and did not show the parade waaay too much.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Think I may have seen a sausage, or something,..... Dunno.....

 

[PillO]

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I still want a racing pig but all the ones I tried just lay.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I still want a racing pig but all the ones I tried just lay.

I trust that you've used the classic "Apple Sauce" training device?........

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I trust that you've used the classic "Apple Sauce" training device?........

Nope.
Just going up to them, see them laying and walk on to the next one.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Nope.
Just going up to them, see them laying and walk on to the next one.

Sigh.....rookies ......

 

[D M C]

Sigh.....rookies ......

KICK 'EM IN THE NADS!

They'll dance to my tune or they'll never dance again!

Edit: [sigh] Sorry. I'm a little backed up this morning. Ignore me.