Wait in your car in front of her house until she notices. It may take a day or two, but eventually she'll either invite you to come inside or else she'll call 911 to report that she's being stalked.
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The Random Thought Megathread
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Wait in your car in front of her house until she notices. It may take a day or two, but eventually she'll either invite you to come inside or else she'll call 911 to report that she's being stalked.
When you do send something.....(Cliche alert)......Send it to me!....
(I'll let you know what's suitable in a PM...
)....No need to thank me...just trying to give it the old TB positive attitude.....
Shrugs......
Don't get your meat where you make your bread.
1 hr consultation............... $350.00
First, don't call her "old." Next, try something like: Most people, when they are sleeping and someone is staring at them, they will wake up. I'm glad you aren't like that. Or, C: Call or text her and ask her if she would like to get together for coffee, or, you could yell, "Where's my coffee, woman?!"
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You can borrow one of mine, if you lark.My "Likes" keep going missing.....I like to give a like.....
Exhausted trying to keep up.....
Lawyers n stuff will, or will not, be in touch..........
Armed with this knowledge, you'll know what to feed her. She's quite a lark, when you get to know 'er, bit of a drongo. Her name's Meta-Lark: Best Lark for Pests.
Too early for New Years Resolutions?
If not, mine is to go on a male retreat with @Fat Freddy
If not, mine is to go on a male retreat with @Fat Freddy
Don't fish from the company dock.
The fish you catch from the company dock are toxic.
That would be fun, wouldn't it?.....
I'll get started on reducing me love handles right away!...(but not much)....
@shadowtippy ...Where do you get your loincloth thingies?.....I will need a selection......
Hmmmm.....much to do.....much to do....
Try Ebay. Search "loincloth thingies." You probably don't want "used" but there is a strong possibility I am wrong with that guess.
Thank you SO much...
.....I'm off to investigate loincloth thingies right now.....
Thank you SO much...
I'm off to investigate loincloth thingies right now.....
Bro you gonna love the place I picked out for us!
You must be "off" for that search.Thank you SO much...
I'm off to investigate loincloth thingies right now.....
Not paying, as you missed a critical item to the question being answered.
This answer is for an Old Friend he recently got in contact with and has not seen in a year.
In regards to the Co Worker... I have clearly said, "RUN!"
That will be $550.00 for making me go over this again.
Only after a ten-day vacation does my body decide to break down and make life difficult. Spiffy.
Have I got a Thread for you...My "Likes" keep going missing.....I like to give a like.....
Exhausted trying to keep up.....
Lawyers n stuff will, or will not, be in touch.....
Click>Not Able To Give A Like. (Ya...I am a cereal Liker.)
Not really helpful yet... More of a place to complain...
Enjoy or at least stop by... if you have nothing better to do or if curiosity gets the best of you.
Really not much to see so probably best to just pass on by as many others have done.
I have issued a credit to your account.Not paying, as you missed a critical item to the question being answered.
This answer is for an Old Friend he recently got in contact with and has not seen in a year.
In regards to the Co Worker... I have clearly said, "RUN!"
That will be $550.00 for making me go over this again.
Your current balance of $11, 375.00 is past 90 days.
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