The Random Thought Megathread

[Fat Freddy]

 

[mrjim123]

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All that giraffe wants for Christmas is no neck dive.

 

[Fat Freddy]

All that giraffe wants for Christmas is no neck dive.

His name's Gerry.....
ALL Giraffes are called Gerry....Even the ladies.....

Saves confusion according to Gerry....

 

[mrjim123]

His name's Gerry.....
ALL Giraffes are called Gerry....Even the ladies.....

Saves Confusion according to Gerry....

I suppose he lives on Baker Street?

 

[5StringBlues]

"Xofluza"? Really?!

Apparently, Big Pharma is getting desperate for product names. What's next?


"Feeling funk-deprived? Ask your doctor if Bootzilla® is right for you."

Oooooh, that reminds me, my Mcoxafloppin script ran out!

 

[mrjim123]

^ Dixie swingin' (yes, yes, yes, I KNOW this isn't the stereotyping thread).

 

[5StringBlues]

I'm raising polecats for peace.

 

[5StringBlues]

There are 31 instances of the use of the word "polecat" on this site.





32 now.

 

[5StringBlues]

33

 

[mrjim123]

The polecat is not the most popular animal on TB. There are nearly 7 million occurrences of "bass". That's gotta be the most popular, right?

 

[5StringBlues]

Still at 33.

 

[mrjim123]

P0lecat. STILL at 33.

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[mrjim123]

I agonized for quite a while about posting this, but finally decided "what the hell", so ...

 

[5StringBlues]

I agonized for quite a while about posting this, but finally decided "what the hell", so ...

As long as you don't go off on one of your famous "poo tangents", I'm fine with it.

 

[charlie monroe]

I suppose he lives on Baker Street?

Gerry GiRafferty?

 

[mrjim123]

As long as you don't go off on one of your famous "poo tangents", I'm fine with it.

That's the turd time you've accused me of being poo-obsessed!

 

[charlie monroe]

Still at 33.

What's the over/under?

 

[5StringBlues]

Gerry GiRafferty?

Very spotty humor, you're really sticking your neck out Charlie.

 

[5StringBlues]

What's the over/under?

Roger, Roger.