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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Now, why does your might go straight to that instead of nice, wholesome papier mâché?
I'm a good boy, I am.
"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." — Freewheelin' Franklin
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The "Baby Yoda" thing everyone is losing their minds over is not cute, it's an abomination. There, someone had to say it.
(Also, it's not Yoda himself.)
(Also, it's not Yoda himself.)
Being the subject of a dare is pretty much the same things as being the butt of a joke.
Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man
Tweeter was a Boy Scout 'fore she went to Vietnam
And found out the hard way, nobody gives a damn
They knew that they found freedom just across the Jersey line
So they hopped into a stolen car, took Highway 99
I thought you were a cold Italian pizza. Could use a lemon squeezer.I am just a Monkey Man,
Sang the Jagger, Mick....
Tweeter was not sung about....
Bet that got on her t!ts.....
(A double bagger for me, I fear....)
I want you to squeeeeze my lemon...
'til the juice runs down into my gin and tonic....
'til the juice runs down into my gin and tonic....
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