The Random Thought Megathread

[mrjim123]

 

[mrjim123]

Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains. There is hope for us all.

 

[saltydude]

Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without brains. There is hope for us all.

I'm thinking intelligence is the catalyst to failure.

 

[FilterFunk]

Why "Karen"?

 

[Winslow]

Why "Karen"?

Brevity, a general association with women of a certain ethnicity and age group, and, as observed by Neil Simon, Mel Brooks, and others, words beginning with or containing the letter "K" are inherently funny.

 

[PillO]

Brevity, a general association with women of a certain ethnicity and age group, and, as observed by Neil Simon, Mel Brooks, and others, words beginning with or containing the letter "K" are inherently funny.

Prime numbers are inherently funnier than other numbers and multiples of 5 and 10 are the least funny numbers.

 

[Captain Chaos]

She wouldn't leave me alone today to add her on social media.

 

[Fat Freddy]

She wouldn't leave me alone today to add her on social media.

Who?.....

 

[Captain Chaos]

Who?.....

Crush. She really wouldn't stop asking. So I just gave up.

 

[PillO]

Crush. She really wouldn't stop asking. So I just gave up.

 

[Captain Chaos]

Haven't heard that song in years.

 

[Johnny StingRay]

Stop looking at me with that tone of voice...........

 

[spiritbass]

There is a town in north Ontario

Does it leave you helpless?

 

[notJaco]

Why are there no Tuba forums on Talk Bass?

 

[PillO]

Why are there no Tuba forums on Talk Bass?

Why are there no Bass Guitar forums on Talk Tuba?

 

[notJaco]

Good point! ...almost. They are both bass instruments...talk bass...get it?
Also there are no 'lower register piano' forums here
How are we to get slap tuba instruction?

 

[Lizooki]

Prime numbers are inherently funnier than other numbers and multiples of 5 and 10 are the least funny numbers.
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This needs to be on a t-shirt.

 

[Winslow]

How are we to get slap tuba instruction?

The last tuba player I knew was about 6'8", 280, and on probation. Never occurred to any of us to try slapping him.

 

[PillO]

This needs to be on a t-shirt.

Although many mathematicians would agree that prime numbers are inherently funniest, I think the appeal for a T-shirt with that slogan would be very limited.

 

[Lizooki]

Um, thanks?
I meant the pic should be on a t-shirt.
I'm not that high brow of a humorist!