The Random Thought Megathread

[Fat Freddy]

I've got a good dentist if you're willing to travel..........

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[Fat Freddy]

Your golf cart???....

 

[mrjim123]

Ever put your foot down 'cos you're running low on squirt?..........

Yep......

When I'm running low on squirt I just roll over and go to sleep.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Why do I find that unsurprising.....

 

[zontar]

In fact, our own relatives don't know.

 

[notJaco]

Today is the first day of the rest of _____________________.

 

[Winslow]

Today is the first day of the rest of this week.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[FilterFunk]

How many Rupees do you want?.....

It depends...what's the exchange rate?

 

[Fat Freddy]

It depends...what's the exchange rate?

Sorry, our exchange department has closed due to many arrests.....Please try later.......

 

[FilterFunk]

Sorry, our exchange department has closed due to many arrests.....Please try later.......

In that case, I was never here...and you don't know me...

 

[notJaco]

May I see your papers?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[Fat Freddy]

Did someone steal your harmonica?......

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[Winslow]

May I see your papers?

 

[Fat Freddy]

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Now that's what I call laid back...

 

[mrjim123]

Saw this on the Jimmy Fallon show tonight - "The world is your oyster. Go shuck yourself."

 

[notJaco]

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Your papers appear to be in order.