The Random Thought Megathread

[Fat Freddy]

Ahahhahahah
Ahahhaha Ahahaha

I live to please.....

 

[D M C]

 

[D M C]

Girl at work wants me to tell her everything. I mentioned I have a date to a coworker and he blurted it out, now she was getting mad because I wasn’t answering her questions about the other woman. I told her to mind her own business and it got worse.

I could listen to your stories for hours.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Still not soup eh?.....

 

[Captain Chaos]

I could listen to your stories for hours.

Dude, she wanted every single detail. Every single little thing. I gave up and told her everything.

so annoying.

Have you ever seen the office? I work with this older lady that kinda reminds me of Meredith and she was giving me sex tips. lol

 

[mrjim123]

Today I was shopping for an air freshener at the grocery store. While deciding which one to get I had an ITM (Inadvertent Trouser Mishap, i.e., a barking spider). I couldn't help but note the irony of the situation.

 

[notJaco]

Today I was shopping for an air freshener at the grocery store. While deciding which one to get I had an ITM (Inadvertent Trouser Mishap, i.e., a barking spider). I couldn't help but note the irony of the situation.

Sounds like God's plan came together for you.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Seems to me that god, whoever or whatever you make of it, must surely have something more important on it's agenda than his trousers!......

 

[mrjim123]

Seems to me that god, whoever or whatever you make of it, must surely have something more important on it's agenda than his trousers!......

God is an integral part every idea, every emotion, every bodily function, etc. of every sentient being in the universe, including ME and what transpires in MY trousers on a Thursday afternoon at 4:42 PM while I stand in the aisle at Kroger's pondering a multitude of fragrances.

 

[D M C]

God is an integral part every idea, every emotion, every bodily function, etc. of every sentient being in the universe, including ME and what transpires in MY trousers on a Thursday afternoon at 4:42 PM while I stand in the aisle at Kroger's pondering a multitude of fragrances.

Try Whole Foods. Or at least whole grains. Eat some roughage man!

 

[notJaco]

God is an integral part every idea, every emotion, every bodily function, etc. of every sentient being in the universe, including ME and what transpires in MY trousers on a Thursday afternoon at 4:42 PM while I stand in the aisle at Kroger's pondering a multitude of fragrances.

Amen

 

[D M C]

Dude, she wanted every single detail. Every single little thing. I gave up and told her everything.

so annoying.

Have you ever seen the office? I work with this older lady that kinda reminds me of Meredith and she was giving me sex tips. lol

Yes? Do go on...

 

[notJaco]

Yes? Do go on...

Where is that popcorn gif again?

 

[bass-icly me]

Today I was shopping for an air freshener at the grocery store. While deciding which one to get I had an ITM (Inadvertent Trouser Mishap, i.e., a barking spider). I couldn't help but note the irony of the situation.

Well, you know, ya caint hide what ya caint see...

 

[5StringBlues]

Mongo like candy!

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[5StringBlues]

mrjim turned this into the Random Fart Megathread.

 

[5StringBlues]

Uncle Charlie put on a hell of a show Sunday night.

 

[Son of Wobble]

@Fat Freddy

 

[Fat Freddy]

@Fat Freddy

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