The Random Thought Megathread

[zontar]

Good point!
You mean like 'foot shoe'? Sometimes people wear their glasses on top of their head and they are commonly known as eyeglasses (one word, mind you) so...I am just making sure.
Masking tape is not for your face USUALLY but, I guess if you are fashion forward...

Fussboden

 

[notJaco]

Fussboden

Am I reading that right? It translates to foot floor?

 

[mrjim123]

Girl at work wants me to tell her everything. I mentioned I have a date to a coworker and he blurted it out, now she was getting mad because I wasn’t answering her questions about the other woman. I told her to mind her own business and it got worse.

She sounds like a stalker in the making. Have you ever seen the movie Fatal Attraction? If you haven't, DON'T!

 

[Son of Wobble]

I could not keep my head together if not for Fat Freddy. He is truly the Eugene Landy to my Brian Wilson.
I gotta remember to get him something nice for Valentine's Day on Friday.

 

[Son of Wobble]

There's a story today in the L.A. Times on the stress it causes doctors to second-guess themselves.
I had no idea doctors guess!

 

[shadowtippy]

There's a story today in the L.A. Times on the stress it causes doctors to second-guess themselves.
I had no idea doctors guess!

It's really bad when your surgeon goes, " I wonder what happens if I cut this?"

 

[Fat Freddy]

It's really bad when your surgeon goes, " I wonder what happens if I cut this?"

I'm pretty sure that's what the SOB did to my shoulder.....

 

[shadowtippy]

I'm pretty sure that's what the SOB did to my shoulder.....

I couldn't "like" that post.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I couldn't "like" that post.

I could like yours though.....

 

[Fat Freddy]

I could not keep my head together if not for Fat Freddy. He is truly the Eugene Landy to my Brian Wilson.
I gotta remember to get him something nice for Valentine's Day on Friday.

Cake!.....

 

[mrjim123]

I've waited my entire life for just this:

 

[twinjet]

Hearing kids use the "OK, Boomer" phrase on each other is comical because it shows that they don't actually know what a Boomer is.

I also wonder what the millennial equivalent will be in 2050...

 

[notJaco]

Ok iBoomer
I take that back

Ok Googler

 

[5StringBlues]

What did you GOOGLE to find 3 instances of popcorn abuse?

"popcorn gif"

 

[5StringBlues]

You guys get weirder than owlsheet when I'm gone.



I should be gone more often.

 

[mrjim123]

Now I've got owlsheet all over my screen.

 

[mrjim123]

Hearing kids use the "OK, Boomer" phrase on each other is comical because it shows that they don't actually know what a Boomer is.

I also wonder what the millennial equivalent will be in 2050...

I'm a baby boomer and I play GHS Round Core Bass Boomers, so - BOOM! BOOM!

 

[5StringBlues]

I'm a baby boomer and I play GHS Round Core Bass Boomers, so - BOOM! BOOM!

 

[mrjim123]

In the 70's my band did that song. We kinda did the Pat Travers version.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Beat me to it....