The Random Thought Megathread

[5StringBlues]

Scrambled eggs I eat four when I have them and am pretty good, with deviled eggs I can eat a whole dozen and still want more.
They just slide on in and a dozen gone.

I'm with ya on the deviled eggs.

To me they may as well be cashews.


"How many ya want?"

"HOW MANY YA GOT?"

 

[shadowtippy]

I'm with ya on the deviled eggs.

To me they may as well be cashews.


"How many ya want?"

"HOW MANY YA GOT?"

They are like potato salad you can eat with your fingers. I know, fingers should be eaten separately.

 

[5StringBlues]

They are like potato salad you can eat with your fingers. I know, fingers should be eaten separately.

In sandwich form.

 

[shadowtippy]

In sandwich form.

What a novel idea. You should write a book.

 

[5StringBlues]

What a novel idea. You should write a book.

I don't have the authority.

 

[shadowtippy]

I don't have the authority.

I almost missed that one. Bravo bang. I can hardly wait for the sequel.

 

[5StringBlues]

I almost missed that one. Bravo bang. I can hardly wait for the sequel.

It promises to be a real page turner.

 

[shadowtippy]

It promises to be a real page turner.

Color me read.

 

[5StringBlues]

I can't figure out which of these is my fave:

That first guy just looks so happy!

 

[PillO]

AnytHing, wrItten is. mOre interesting when? randoM punctuation !and capitals ARE "Used"

 

[notJaco]

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[Fat Freddy]

Look at me!...
I'm in tatters.....

 

[notJaco]

Look at me!...
I'm in tatters.....

Now, how can we possibly see you?....by the way, tatters may actually suit you.

 

[notJaco]

I can't figure out which of these is my fave:

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That first guy just looks so happy!

What did you GOOGLE to find 3 instances of popcorn abuse?

 

[charlie monroe]

What did you GOOGLE to find 3 instances of popcorn abuse?

I’m going to guess “popcorn abuse”

 

[notJaco]

Here's one result for it:

Popcorn, the favourite snack of millions of Americans, can cause a potentially fatal health condition known as popcorn workers' lung.

Let this be a warning to you all!

 

[Fat Freddy]

Here's one result for it:

Popcorn, the favourite snack of millions of Americans, can cause a potentially fatal health condition known as popcorn workers' lung.

Let this be a warning to you all!

BAN THE KILLER POPCORN!...........

 

[Winslow]

Look at me!...
I'm in tatters.....

Sha-doo-bee.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Keef. Maryjane. Devil’s Dandruff:.Terms familiar to the demimonde, who use such code when discussing marijuana, an intoxicating plant which has become quite the rage among the young.


I had a college instructor who admitted using marjijuana. She wasn’t a very good instructor, obviously, and I failed the course.


In any case, I dropped the TV remote tonight and whilst retrieving it from the floor, I found a seed. Not a sunflower seed such as I am known to enjoy in great quantity during viewings of “The Bachelor,” but rather a seed that my nephew identified as “hemp.” That’s a term from George Washington’s time for MARIJUANA!


Now, I know you’re wondering, like me, how the hell this contraband got in my house. My nephew swears up and down it’s not his, and he’s a good kid, so I believe him.


My theory is that the seed entered on the sole of a shoe. Random as that sounds, such things really do happen. Jesus can’t be watching every second, can he?


I called the local police department to see if they wanted to come collect the seed, but they instead advised safe disposal.


Marijuana seeds are quite buoyant, it turns out. This one was a three-flusher.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Here's one result for it:

Popcorn, the favourite snack of millions of Americans, can cause a potentially fatal health condition known as popcorn workers' lung.

Let this be a warning to you all!

T'will be an honorable death for me.