The Random Thought Megathread

[ZenG]

Rice-a-Roni is just risoni with rice.

It's better than Hamburger Helper..

Not as good as PopTarts though.

 

[PillO]

It's better than Hamburger Helper..

Not as good as PopTarts though.

Pop Tarts are good eye candy.

 

[ZenG]

Pop Tarts are good eye candy.

When yours come out of the toaster do they hit you in the eye?

 

[superdick2112]

When yours come out of the toaster do they hit you in the eye?

Who has the patience to toast them?
Only takes 5 seconds in the 'wave... drool

 

[PillO]

Who has the patience to toast them?
Only takes 5 seconds in the 'wave... drool

They can be cooked with an iron either with or without steam. Always check the hotel iron for crumbs before use.

 

[PillO]

If you are wearing a hat, you can't see it. So can you be sure that you are even wearing it?

 

[Fat Freddy]

If you are wearing a hat, you can't see it. So can you be sure that you are even wearing it?

Can you see your underwear?......

 

[PillO]

Can you see your underwear?......

I'm not wearing any.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I'm not wearing any.

Are you sure?.......Can you see that you're not?......

Ohhh....forget it!......Have fun in Wal-Mart.....

 

[Tom Bomb]

Shopping List for the Pretentious

• brown rice
• orzo
• extra virgin olive oil
• butter
• yellow onions
• chopped walnuts or pecans
• organic stock
  
• salt
• parsley
• dried rosemary or herb of your choice
• black pepper

 

[zontar]

 

[Imaginary Pony]

Shopping List for the Pretentious

• brown rice
• orzo
• extra virgin olive oil
• butter
• yellow onions
• chopped walnuts or pecans
• organic stock
  
• salt
• parsley
• dried rosemary or herb of your choice
• black pepper

You forgot the
Pecorino, San. Pellegrino and Barolo, otherwise you just saved me the problem of going home to pick up my shopping list.
Thanks!

 

[Tom Bomb]

You forgot the
Pecorino, San. Pellegrino and Barolo, otherwise you just saved me the problem of going home to pick up my shopping list.
Thanks!

I'm so happy that I was able to be of assistance. I forget lots of things, being pretentious. But, thanks for the pec san pell & bar. My word. I've never known such a tantalizing tally of treats. Savory rice, my specialty, will never be the same again. It is I who should be thanking you, kind sir.

 

[Tom Bomb]

In space, no one can hear you tweet. That's a bit alien, I know. But I'm typo positive - Justin Case. 816 80085

 

[zontar]

 

[saltydude]

I wish their was a crash course on the technical aspects of bass and bass equipment. I've been playing for awhile and know people a hundred times better than me that have played for decades that don't know half the technical stuff I know but I gotta say some of the techies on here blow my mind with their knowledge of the equipment and all the tecnical aspects of it. Non comprehension can be quite frustrating.

 

[ZenG]

I wish their was a crash course on the technical aspects of bass and bass equipment. I've been playing for awhile and know people a hundred times better than me that have played for decades that don't know half the technical stuff I know but I gotta say some of the techies on here blow my mind with their knowledge of the equipment and all the tecnical aspects of it. Non comprehension can be quite frustrating.

Yeah. When they start getting into the intricate composite electrical idiosyncrasies of tube amp heads I just wander off somewhere quietly and hide..

 

[zontar]

Mandobird & guitars/basses--upright--in cases.
(Unless I am playing them.)
I have some stands so I can take out more than one.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[Tom Bomb]

'If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.'
Sun Tzu