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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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I ate it because I'm supposed to finish what I've got because there are lots of starving people out there.
George I certainly liked pudding. No wonder he's dead.
Clearly, a remix of The Wall and the "figgy pudding" verse of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" AND "Meat Machine" by Orgone are necessary to get to the bottom of the issue.
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It's unusual to see the featured musician from a band being the bassist. Good luck to them.
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
his shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
you may grow up to be a pig
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a fish
A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
he can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
and though he's slippery he still gets caught
but if then that sort of life is what you wish
you may grow up to be a fish
a new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
everyday you meet quite a few
so you see it's all up to you,
you can be better than you are
you could be swinging on a star
Discuss
kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
his shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
you may grow up to be a pig
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a fish
A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
he can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
and though he's slippery he still gets caught
but if then that sort of life is what you wish
you may grow up to be a fish
a new kind of jumped up slippery fish
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
everyday you meet quite a few
so you see it's all up to you,
you can be better than you are
you could be swinging on a star
Discuss
I did a search on google and that song came up on bing but with one extra verse that went,
A google's an animal that crawls on all fours
And then links to everything it stores
If you've got a prob-a-lem and you want it nixed
A goo-gling is soon to have it fixed
But sometimes the rubbish will spew
And you'll be left without a clue.
How random's that, swingers?
A google's an animal that crawls on all fours
And then links to everything it stores
If you've got a prob-a-lem and you want it nixed
A goo-gling is soon to have it fixed
But sometimes the rubbish will spew
And you'll be left without a clue.
How random's that, swingers?
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It has been a few hours hopefully you are starting to improve.I'm not very well....
If not, I hope this will give you at least a chuckle.
^ Stole the great state of PA.
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