The Random Thought Megathread

[Imaginary Pony]

It's time for bed, but I don't want to go, and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

 

[ZenG]

It's time for bed, but I don't want to go, and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

I'll start a P-Bass thread....you're getting sleeepy...sleeeeepy...

 

[zontar]

My girlfriend, who is in a wheelchair just broke up with me. But I knew she'd come crawling back.

My sister was once engaged to guy with a wooden leg--but she broke it off.

 

[ZenG]

Jello pudding. (Trabant)

Spoon. (Effigy)

Eat. No do not. Inhale. Spit. Gold vs.Champagne.

Congenial. Choice. Adlib. Faux.

Then there's this, that, the dubious.. Of all the crust.

Portugal.

Twenty-one gun salute. Vaguely. They'd worked hard for years.

 

[ZenG]

Nosferatu. Dimly lit building.

Those were the days my friend.

Star spangled buttons. Polished leather.

The acid rain.

Pen and ink.

The smell of cadavers.

Worms in Formaldehyde.

Glass.

 

[zontar]

 

[PillO]

 

[Tom Bomb]

 

[And I]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Does anyone have links to scientific studies which attempt to answer this question? Charts and graphs would be a plus.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Does anyone have links to scientific studies which attempt to answer this question? Charts and graphs would be a plus.

The laddie behind the bikesheds might be able to help you there, if he manages to stand still long enough.

 

[catcauphonic]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Does anyone have links to scientific studies which attempt to answer this question? Charts and graphs would be a plus.

The laddie behind the bikesheds might be able to help you there, if he manages to stand still long enough.

Absolute rubbish. You guys get on with your work *thwack*

 

[And I]

I have found some evidence that it is theoretically possible to have pudding without having any meat. However we would need more data to draw and firm conclusions about meat / pudding per meal, which is, I think, the real question of our generation.

via Imgflip Pie Chart Maker

 

[Fat Freddy]

I have found some evidence that it is theoretically possible to have pudding without having any meat. However we would need more data to draw and firm conclusions about meat / pudding per meal, which is, I think, the real question of our generation.

via Imgflip Pie Chart Maker

Have you considered the relevance of meat puddings in your calculations?

 

[saltydude]

Happiness is wanting to take a family photo of your basses but it's just too much of a pain to bother.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

I have found some evidence that it is theoretically possible to have pudding without having any meat. However we would need more data to draw and firm conclusions about meat / pudding per meal, which is, I think, the real question of our generation.

via Imgflip Pie Chart Maker

Isn't that a Pie Chart? I'm not sure that's the ideal tool for use in a meat and pudding survey.

 

[And I]

I looked for pudding charts but pie was all they had.

I may just have to get some meat and yorkshire pudding and get straight to the heart of the matter by not eating any meat and seeing if, and if so how, I am able to eat the pudding. Stay tuned...

 

[basscooker]

Why is there an expiration date on antibiotic ointment?

 

[Imaginary Pony]

@basscooker.

The chemical bonds in the ointment may break down, changing the composition of the ointment and therefore altering/degrading it's efficiency/ effects. The humidity level of the ointment may be affected by less than ideal storage conditiions.
Just because it's an antibiotic, doesn't mean that no bacteria can multiply in there. Most ointmets will be effective against one or more bacteria, but none are effective against all bacteria.
If your cream is infected with MRSA then you might be in serious trouble if you use it.
Manufacturers will guarantee efficiency and safety up until the date given which is the limit of their liability, but after that if you use it, it's at our own risks and liability.
If you use an expired cream and things turn out badly, your health insurance may be unwilling to guarantee you cover.

 

[Fat Freddy]

@basscooker.

The chemical bonds in the ointment may break down, changing the composition of the ointment and therefore altering/degrading it's efficiency/ effects. The humidity level of the ointment may be affected by less than ideal storage conditiions.
Just because it's an antibiotic, doesn't mean that no bacteria can multiply in there. Most ointmets will be effective against one or more bacteria, but none are effective against all bacteria.
If your cream is infected with MRSA then you might be in serious trouble if you use it.
Manufacturers will guarantee efficiency and safety up until the date given which is the limit of their liability, but after that if you use it, it's at our own risks and liability.
If you use an expired cream and things turn out badly, your health insurance may be unwilling to guarantee you cover.

......

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Most all of my creams and lotions are at least three years pass date, some much more.
Still smells good, then use it.

(@S-Bigbottom is not liable for any results from using the smell and hope for the best method. Though he does own the trade mark for The Smell And Hope For The Best Method.TM)