The Random Thought Megathread

[zontar]

Populism will get you nowhere, fast.

But what do you do when Nihilism just isn't enough?

 

[Tom Bomb]

A bowl of petunias.

 

[sissy kathy]

A bowl of petunias.

...and the stems.

 

[FingerDub]

Sometimes I still down to pee.

 

[zontar]

A bowl of petunias.

Oh no, not again.

 

[hondo4life]

My dog loves crackers

 

[sissy kathy]

My cat likes having her tail pulled.

 

[hondo4life]

What feels good in the hands is not always pleasing to the eye.

 

[PWRL]

You know you must be old when you spend your Saturday night drinking instant coffee and reviewing National Transportation Safety Board video reports of train derailments.

 

[shadowtippy]

You know you must be old when you spend your Saturday night drinking instant coffee and reviewing National Transportation Safety Board video reports of train derailments.

I hope I will never be that old.

 

[hondo4life]

I am the scorn of all my adversaries, a horror to my neighbors, an object of dread to my acquaintances; those who see me in the street flee from me.

 

[PWRL]

I hope I will never be that old.

I switched to bootleg reruns on YouTube.

 

[PunkNerve]

 

[Tom Bomb]

Holy ship!

 

[PunkNerve]

How do trucks get delivered to truck dealers? On a truck truck?

 

[ZenG]

How much truck could a truck-truck truck if a truck-truck could truck truck?

 

[sissy kathy]

STOLEN!

 

[IconBasser]

It's a cruel irony that when I'm hungover is simultaneously the time in which I want to sleep the most, and when I can't fall asleep.

 

[FilterFunk]

I am the scorn of all my adversaries, a horror to my neighbors, an object of dread to my acquaintances; those who see me in the street flee from me.

 

[hondo4life]

I think I will watch The Running Man, because it takes place in 2017. I need to know what the rest of the year will be like.