The Random Thought Megathread

[chea-pass]

It was 28 degrees Fahrenheit in Volgograd Russia today

 

[shadowtippy]

It is Mardi Gras time. I have collected enough beads to buy Manhattan Island (at the original price.)

 

[Gorn]

Maybe you could do something about the pee smell. I was there earlier today and it stunk.

 

[zontar]

Here's another one that was a step in rhythm playing--and riffing...

 

[D M C]

Gadzooks!

 

[Fat Freddy]

Turns out that I've got red hot Gypsy blood......

 

[Tom Bomb]

Shouldn't you give it back?

 

[project_c]

I live next door to the loudest family in London. They scream when they talk. All 4 of them, all the time. The only way I can silence them is by blasting music into their walls. Bass amps, subwoofers and earth shattering low frequencies are keeping me from going insane.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Shouldn't you give it back?

Who to?.....It's mine.....

 

[D M C]

To whom?.....It's mine.....

Fixed

 

[Fat Freddy]

Fixed

Bog off!.....

 

[ZenG]

Watched The Oscar Awards last night.

Not knocking who got what.....but the presentation/event overall was......meh.

Then they messed up right at the end big time.

Hey Jimmy....this isn't the Jimmy Kimmel Show..it's The Oscars.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

I live next door to the loudest family in London. They scream when they talk. All 4 of them, all the time. The only way I can silence them is by blasting music into their walls. Bass amps, subwoofers and earth shattering low frequencies are keeping me from going insane.

I promise you, if you turn your amps down, we'll turn down the screaming by a corresopnding measure.

Oh yeah, who started this volume war in the first place?

 

[project_c]

I promise you, if you turn your amps down, we'll turn down the screaming by a corresopnding measure.

Oh yeah, who started this volume war in the first place?

I politely put up with the screaming for a whole year without any retaliation, because I thought they weren't bad people, just kids being kids and all that.. I am normally the quietest and most considerate neighbor you'd ever meet, headphones only, no amps at home etc. But the amount of noise these people make is out of control, and they know it. So now if i hear screaming, the music goes on. It's amazing how quickly they shut up after that.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Holy ship!

This one?

 

[PillO]

There seem to be very few random thoughts. There seem to be a lot of quotes and replies. That would make the majority of posts off topic.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I'd reply but....well....

 

[D M C]

There is no earthly reason for more than one sans-serif font to exist. I proclaim Futura the winner. Let's never speak of this again.

 

[chea-pass]

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 35 miles per hour.

 

[catcauphonic]

My hausmates 11yo girl clogs the toilet every damn time she goes in to drop a deuce. There's nothing medically wrong with her that her doc(s) can tell. We've been trying to teach her to double or even triple flush, but it takes a few tries for anything to sink into her head that she's not interested in.