The Random Thought Megathread

[slobake]

Quack.

Mickey, Donald and Goofy went to a baseball game. Mickey noticed a foul ball making a B-line towards Donald and screamed "Donald! DUCK!"
Donald replied "That's me" and blam! he came face to face with four seamer.

 

[slobake]

Have you tried casting your fate to the wind?

Wouldn't that be fishing for a compliment?

 

[ZenG]

Wouldn't that be fishing for a compliment?

Not if you catch a Lobster..

 

[slobake]

Not if you catch a Lobster..

HEY! You can't fool me. There's no such thing as sanity clause.

 

[ZenG]

HEY! You can't fool me. There's no such thing as sanity clause.

But there is such a thing as Jolly Old Saint Nicholson..

 

[zontar]

Too much heartache & too much cryin'

 

[Fat Freddy]

Thought that I might try being rambunctious today.....

Lost interest after an uninteresting morning.....

 

[zontar]

 

[slobake]

Thought that I might try being rambunctious today.....

Lost interest after an uninteresting morning.....

 

[hondo4life]

I was listening to the classical radio station with my earbuds at work this morning, and was pretty happy.

Then I had to take the earbuds out to listen to an engine running after I had finished working on it, but the detailing boys next to me were blasting the pop country station through their boom box. I was immediately very agitated, and realized this pop country genre must be responsible for all of the socioeconomic problems in the world.

Then I put my ear buds back in.

 

[slobake]

I had a random thought once but I don't know what happened to it.

 

[slobake]

I turned around and she was standing there with a warm inviting smile. I reached for her and the floor fell away beneath me.

 

[ZenG]

I turned around and she was standing there with a warm inviting smile. I reached for her and the floor fell away beneath me.

 

[zontar]

I wanna be a lifeguard--I wanna guard your life...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[zontar]

Mickey, Donald and Goofy went to a baseball game. Mickey noticed a foul ball making a B-line towards Donald and screamed "Donald! DUCK!"
Donald replied "That's me" and blam! he came face to face with four seamer.

Wouldn't that be a fowl ball?

 

[MasonMinor]

Shiny

 

[ZenG]

Lustrous

 

[hondo4life]

I ate a one ton tomato.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I ate a one ton tomato.

No you didn't.....