The Random Thought Megathread

[catcauphonic]

The worst part of getting a light and sweet coffee when I've clearly ordered a black no sugar is the disgusting first sip that I'm expecting to be the bitter goodness I prefer but turns out to be milky and sickly sweet.

I'm the complete opposite ... i pucker if it's not sweet and creamy. Yes, I like a little coffee with my sugar and Italian Sweet Cream

 

[PWRL]

The worst part of getting a light and sweet coffee when I've clearly ordered a black no sugar is the disgusting first sip that I'm expecting to be the bitter goodness I prefer but turns out to be milky and sickly sweet.

I find myself in certain agreement.

 

[ZenG]

The worst part of getting a light and sweet coffee when I've clearly ordered a black no sugar is the disgusting first sip that I'm expecting to be the bitter goodness I prefer but turns out to be milky and sickly sweet.

Why would you drink it, knowing that it's not black coffee they served you?

 

[hondo4life]

I want my money

 

[ZenG]

I want my money

Got a gig backing up an artist last night?

 

[Fat Freddy]

It's all questions with some people.....

 

[hondo4life]

No questions. Just give me the money.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Horse floats sink. Don't believe the hype.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[ZenG]

No questions. Just give me the money.

No frikkin' way.
You never give me your money..
You only give me your funny paper

 

[shadowtippy]

Why do the aircraft fly close enough to King Kong for him to be able to knock them down?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

One ton tomato. I ate a one ton tomato, see.

You misread that. It was a wanton tomato.

 

[slobake]

Move away from the espresso machine and no one gets hurt.

 

[slobake]

One ton tomato. I ate a one ton tomato, see.

I always thought that was "One ton ah mayonnaise, he was ah one ton ah mayonaise."
Sing it with me now.

One ton ah mayonaaaaaise
He was ah one ton ah mayonnaise.

 

[coyoteboy]

Hard boiled egg, mango chutney, sour cream.

You're welcome.

 

[chea-pass]

. . . just one more thing

 

[zontar]

I ate a one ton tomato.

One ton of mayo?

 

[ZenG]

I thought it was " Gone to Namara..for we have gone to Namara...gone to Namaaara"

 

[FilterFunk]

When your feelin' hun-gray
Ain't got nuttin' ta eat
Show me to the kitchen
Peanut butter can't be beat!

 

[ZenG]

When your feelin' hun-gray
Ain't got nuttin' ta eat
Show me to the kitchen
Peanut butter can't be beat!

What the hell... I'm hungry and I gotta show you to the kitchen?