I tested cricket for you. It was woefully inadequate
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I tested cricket for you. It was woefully inadequate
Your ignorance is no concern of mine dear boy....shrugs....
(Oy!...Mods....I NEED a "shrugs" emoji (preferably Gallic)....You're messing with my, already limited, vocabulary here....
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Your ignorance is no concern of mine dear boy....shrugs....
(Oy!...Mods....I NEED a "shrugs" emoji (preferably Gallic)....You're messing with my, already limited, vocabulary here....
I likewise wish they would add a kissing emoji, as I could finally take our relationship to the next level.
At present, all I can do is
The next level isI likewise wish they would add a kissing emoji, as I could finally take our relationship to the next level.
At present, all I can do is
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To test cricket you must sit through 5 days of a game - attention undivided - from 9 am to 5 pm, following every step, every minor detail, cursing the umpires on every minor mistake, lunching when the players lunch, having tea when they do. All of this, only to find out that neither team won
That's a test
To test cricket you must sit through 5 days of a game - attention undivided - from 9 am to 5 pm, following every step, every minor detail, cursing the umpires on every minor mistake, lunching when the players lunch, having tea when they do. All of this, only to find out that neither team won
That's a test
That, sir, is punishment, not a test.
Tell that to The Little Master.....To test cricket you must sit through 5 days of a game - attention undivided - from 9 am to 5 pm, following every step, every minor detail, cursing the umpires on every minor mistake, lunching when the players lunch, having tea when they do. All of this, only to find out that neither team won
That's a test
Your continued ignorance astonishes me.......You reject the second most popular team sport in the history of all sport....After Football (Soccer).....with the swish of a keyboard.....
Did your ancestors burn "witches"???....
You disappoint me sir, and with that, I quit the band!....
....(and you're bloody fired.....ha!)...Sorry Wobble Face....your'e gonna have to re-write the song.........shrugs........
You can’t fire me. I quit.
And I didn’t burn any witches. I’m from a Commonwealth country, not USA.
Like you, I’m an ex-pat in NY
And I didn’t burn any witches. I’m from a Commonwealth country, not USA.
Like you, I’m an ex-pat in NY
Atonement rituals are complex and vary by culture.
Catholics confess their sins and accept the priest's absolution in return for the performance of rituals.
Jews may perform restitution as a means of atonement.
12 step programs will set a standard for atonement about 1/3 of the way through.
The English atonement ritual is the worst. It is a Cricket test match.
Catholics confess their sins and accept the priest's absolution in return for the performance of rituals.
Jews may perform restitution as a means of atonement.
12 step programs will set a standard for atonement about 1/3 of the way through.
The English atonement ritual is the worst. It is a Cricket test match.
Did they burn witches in Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Virginia, or Massachusetts?
You can't quit me...You're STILL fired!....
.....You didn't have "witches" down under?.....Who did they burn then?....
.....And.....I've NEVER been called Pat!.....
You can't quit me...You're STILL fired!....
You didn't have "witches" down under?.....Who did they burn then?....
And.....I've NEVER been called Pat!.....
Canuckistan, not Oz.
We’re too nice to burn anyone.
Too late, I’ve already resigned Paddy
So....You'e a Canuk living in Buffalo?.....
Not exactly fond of moving far from home are you?.....
....I'm a Canadian Alien in NY?.....Don't work....SHRUGS...
It absolutely works. Aren’t you digging on the rhyme?
At least Sting didn’t have to write a pop song to salve my homesickness...
You the kind of alien that does butt probing or are you more of the glowing finger phone home type?So....You'e a Canuk living in Buffalo?.....
Not exactly fond of moving far from home are you?.....
I'm a Canadian Alien in NY?.....Don't work....SHRUGS...
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