The Random Thought Megathread

[5StringBlues]

schitversang

 

[Fat Freddy]

Fat Freddy and I have something we call 'Lightsaber Night" but it is a private joke

Ok....made me laugh....

 

[5StringBlues]

Some thoughts from the last two hours:

1. Teach your daughter how to change a tire. ( Yeah I tried 20 years ago but she blew me off. )

2. Don't let your daughter buy an SUV with heavy, oversize (wide) tires.

3. Make sure your daughter's vehicle has a spare.

4. Make sure your daughter's vehicle has a jack that jacks the vehicle high enough to change the tire.


5. Changing the tire at 10 AM when you get to her house and it's 72 degrees outside is MUCH more pleasant than changing it at 2 PM when it's 83 degrees outside.

6. AAA memberships- Not that expensive.


7. Don't have kids.

8. She better make something damn good for dinner tonight.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Why must I be haunted by the undulating ghost of Nero?

You don't...learn the fiddle...NOTHING can stand the sound of a learner fiddle player....

Look what happened to Rome!.....

 

[Fat Freddy]

8. She better make something damn good for dinner tonight.

Ahhh quite yer whining.....

 

[5StringBlues]

Ahhh quite yer whining.....

no

 

[notJaco]

No, I was going to give Elon one of these hats I've been selling on Etsy, they are quite energizing.

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You can tell hat wearer #2 is coppin' a good vibe from somewhere.

 

[notJaco]

8. She better make something damn good for dinner tonight.

Hippoburgers? or is that just for breakfast?

 

[5StringBlues]

Hippoburgers? or is that just for breakfast?

I'm hippo to your jive-o!

 

[mrjim123]

Fat Freddy and I have something we call 'Lightsaber Night" but it is a private joke

Heads up, peeps, the following may be TMI. OK, you've been warned.

When I was about grade school age my best friend and I used to cross streams in the bathroom. We called it "The Crossroads of America". Nothing kinky here; this was in the 50's (the Golden Age of Innocence), before we even knew what "kinky" is.

Carry on.

 

[notJaco]

Heads up, peeps, the following may be TMI. OK, you've been warned.

When I was about grade school age my best friend and I used to cross streams in the bathroom. We called it "The Crossroads of America". Nothing kinky here; this was in the 50's (the Golden Age of Innocence), before we even knew what "kinky" is.

Carry on.

I did that with my older brother but was too bathroom shy to do it with others. There, I said it.

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I had a 4 inch needle rammed into me knee this pm......Again.....sigh.....

Did you get to take the syringe home?
That could be good for your knob heads and/or your fretlines.

 

[charlie monroe]

No, I was going to give Elon one of these hats I've been selling on Etsy, they are quite energizing.

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Etsy store link?

Edit: Belay that request. I just recalled your Neanderthal return policy

 

[Fat Freddy]

Did you get to take the syringe home?
That could be good for your knob heads and/or your fretlines.

No...but I've some coming on Saturday that may just be perfect....

 

[Fat Freddy]

Nephew all togged out to meet the Peruvian President, who is calling these miners heroes.

Damn straight, he's a Wobble!

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Nonsense....waaaay too good looking...

 

[Son of Wobble]

Etsy store link?

Edit: Belay that request. I just recalled your Neanderthal return policy

Excellent call back of the earlier Joke. In fact I'm thinking that merits "call back of the week" but I've got to talk to Idaho bloggers first

 

[5StringBlues]

Dem's fightin' woids!

 

[5StringBlues]

I was really hoping for another champbassist vision report today.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

^ Know how < plays.