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PillO said:
Only when I'm wearing my heels.
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Also she would like you to be exciting and unpredictable, but consistent and dependable.
You should also be industrious to the point of being driven, but not so much so that you can't drop what you're doing for a spontaneous road trip.
Also you really should be a vegetarian although if she feels like a piece of fish you should be keen to join her in that exception. Disciplined yet spontaneous, see?
Also, you should be okay with her wine and Xanax habit. She needs them to cope with her kid's dad, who you should be prepared to be civil toward. You might have to go to some softball games with him. And he has been known to show up at Thanksgiving, too.
Also what kind of car do you drive?
 
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Son of Wobble said:
Also she would like you to be exciting and unpredictable, but consistent and dependable.
You should also be industrious to the point of being driven, but not so much so that you can't drop what you're doing for a spontaneous road trip.
Also you really should be a vegetarian although if she feels like a piece of fish you should be keen to join her in that exception. Disciplined yet spontaneous, see?
Also, you should be okay with her wine and Xanax habit. She needs them to cope with her kid's dad, who you should be prepared to be civil toward. You might have to go to some softball games with him. And he has been known to show up at Thanksgiving, too.
Also what kind of car do you drive?
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Wine and Xanax? Amateur.

I can do cheap gin and heroin with a side of methamphetamine.
 
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Son of Wobble said:
Also she would like you to be exciting and unpredictable, but consistent and dependable.
You should also be industrious to the point of being driven, but not so much so that you can't drop what you're doing for a spontaneous road trip.
Also you really should be a vegetarian although if she feels like a piece of fish you should be keen to join her in that exception. Disciplined yet spontaneous, see?
Also, you should be okay with her wine and Xanax habit. She needs them to cope with her kid's dad, who you should be prepared to be civil toward. You might have to go to some softball games with him. And he has been known to show up at Thanksgiving, too.
Also what kind of car do you drive?
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Bitter perchance?...........
 
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