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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Holy Mackerel!
2 of the 3 Jeopardy Teachers’ Tournament finalists are MUSIC TEACHERS!!
(edit) The 3rd sings in a band.
2 of the 3 Jeopardy Teachers’ Tournament finalists are MUSIC TEACHERS!!
(edit) The 3rd sings in a band.
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Just saw this admonition posted by a woman on a dating site
Also she would like you to be exciting and unpredictable, but consistent and dependable.
You should also be industrious to the point of being driven, but not so much so that you can't drop what you're doing for a spontaneous road trip.
Also you really should be a vegetarian although if she feels like a piece of fish you should be keen to join her in that exception. Disciplined yet spontaneous, see?
Also, you should be okay with her wine and Xanax habit. She needs them to cope with her kid's dad, who you should be prepared to be civil toward. You might have to go to some softball games with him. And he has been known to show up at Thanksgiving, too.
Also what kind of car do you drive?
Wine and Xanax? Amateur.
I can do cheap gin and heroin with a side of methamphetamine.
Bitter? I don't think he even met her.
Sooo... muuch... watermelon... 
Mrs. Evenbiggerbottom yells, "Where is all the watermelon you cut up?"
I will cut some more.
Mrs. Evenbiggerbottom sighs and says, "I thought you were just going to take it down so the lid would fit."
It is a good watermelon.
Mrs. Evenbiggerbottom yells, "Where is all the watermelon you cut up?"
I will cut some more.
Mrs. Evenbiggerbottom sighs and says, "I thought you were just going to take it down so the lid would fit."
It is a good watermelon.
What, are there no social distancing guidelines for asteroids? Jeez-o-pete!
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I'd pass the Earth too....given a choice......
When it is cold and good it is addictive. Get help.Sooo... muuch... watermelon...
Mrs. Evenbiggerbottom yells, "Where is all the watermelon you cut up?"
I will cut some more.
Mrs. Evenbiggerbottom sighs and says, "I thought you were just going to take it down so the lid would fit."
It is a good watermelon.
None of you know me. I'm just here hiding from the world right now.
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