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S-Bigbottom said:
The cost of all this running around, buying a mask and all this worrying maybe she will, you could have just had the Lady at Subway make you a foot long and be done.

Oh the wasted energy of youth.
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One could likewise simply pay for a sexual favor. But the thrill is in being gifted. As it is for sex, so it is for sandwiches.

I just pulled up outside her place. I hope she doesn't want me to do the lawn, although thanks to TB I got an acre of "get of my lawn" jokes I could drop on her. Chicks like funny, right? Oops, I didn't mean chicks, that's like saying stewardess. I meant to say, flight attendants like funny men.

Or should I play it straight? Go for the smoldering lover routine?

Should I even put the clown mask in play?

Also suddenly self-conscious of my breasts, i could stand to lose three or four pounds, I get busty quick as many old men do.

How to play this guys???? I gotta play my hand right now. Help! Panic attack! Anxiety spirals!
 
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Son of Wobble said:
One could likewise simply pay for a sexual favor. But the thrill is in being gifted. As it is for sex, so it is for sandwiches.

I just pulled up outside her place. I hope she doesn't want me to do the lawn, although thanks to TB I got an acre of "get of my lawn" jokes I could drop on her. Chicks like funny, right? Oops, I didn't mean chicks, that's like saying stewardess. I meant to say, flight attendants like funny men.

Or should I play it straight? Go for the smoldering lover routine?

Should I even put the clown mask in play?

Also suddenly self-conscious of my breasts, i could stand to lose three or four pounds, I get busty quick as many old men do.

How to play this guys???? I gotta play my hand right now. Help! Panic attack! Anxiety spirals!
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If there's a bar nearby.........
 
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Fat Freddy said:
If there's a bar nearby.........
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there was, luckily, a flask in my pocket.

I am inside now. She's serving tea, UGH! And I see a plate of sandwiches, but the crust is cut off, they are like water cress finger sandwiches or something, ugh. I am a Sloppy Joe guy. Not sure we're a match.

By the way, I wimped out and wore a shirt to the door. I brought the clown mask inside just in case, but I don't really see busting it out with the finger sandwiches.

OH - one funny thing. In all her online dating pix, she's got her chin resting in her palm. Well guess what, that hand was strategically placed to disguise a big mole with a hair in it, right on the end of her chin!
Pretty good hip- waist - bust ratio, though. Still half in. Let's see what's the sandwich sitch
 
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Son of Wobble said:
One could likewise simply pay for a sexual favor. But the thrill is in being gifted. As it is for sex, so it is for sandwiches.
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Nope...

If you are nice to The Subway Lady she will give you extra mayo, a few more olives or the ultimate score... a free bag of chips. :woot:

Though you do run the risk of going in there only to find two teenage boys working the counter. :meh:
 
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S-Bigbottom said:
Though you do run the risk of going in there only to find two teenage boys working the counter. :meh:
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What the hell, a free bag of chips is a free bag of chips.

Sound better than this moment, when all I have is the Bag. And yes, she wants me to mow her lawn as part of the "chore play."

Dumb move for her to pay the sandwich in advance, especially when it sucks so bad. I jut put mine in a napkin and stuck it behind the sofa while she was "powdering her nose," she actually said that, and a vacant look when I replied, "OK, Boomer," we're not a match no matter what the Plenty of Fish analytics suggest.
 
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Son of Wobble said:
What the hell, a free bag of chips is a free bag of chips.

Sound better than this moment, when all I have is the Bag. And yes, she wants me to mow her lawn as part of the "chore play."

Dumb move for her to pay the sandwich in advance, especially when it sucks so bad. I jut put mine in a napkin and stuck it behind the sofa while she was "powdering her nose," she actually said that, and a vacant look when I replied, "OK, Boomer," we're not a match no matter what the Plenty of Fish analytics suggest.
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Did you bring your phantom mask? She might like mysterious more than murderer.
 
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big plot twist here, guys...

She was "powdering her nose" so long I was getting antsy...

Then this crazy sitar music is piped in, and she enters doing a fan dance with these big feathers, behind which she is starkers!

I guess I'm in a relationship now.

Blindsided again! Well, us guys don't get to choose, do we?

I had better get on to doing her lawn now, looks a big job.

thanks for tagging along! And may love likewise find you.
 
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