The Random Thought Megathread

[Son of Wobble]

The important pre-nap. (must have been a typo)
Need to know if she is a rotater, snorer, hitter or cuddler or not.

Ah, got it.
She's deffo a snorer, sleeps with one of those c pap (sp?) machines, when I woke up I was disoriented and thought I was in ICU or something.
She's not a blanker stealer cuz she sleeps wrapped in saran wrap, which keeps copious amounts of cold cream in contact with the moles and boils that bedevil her. My little lady!

 

[Son of Wobble]

UH-OH!

See above post: Pre-nap accomplished

 

[charlie monroe]

And I got the dress!

I want her to wear the dress my mom married husband #6 in for good luck

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Not sure its my place, but I really prefer the garb from nuptials #9.

Or was it #11?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

She's deffo a snorer, sleeps with one of those c pap (sp?) machines, when I woke up I was disoriented and thought I was in ICU or something.

If you ain't ready for them machines they can send you questioning for a bit.

I stayed in a hotel with a band member that used one and did not know it. He turned in for the night, I went down to the gym. Upon reentering the room saw him all hooked up with tubes and it took me back to hospital flashbacks.

Another band member also gave me a late night jolt in a hotel. It was common knowledge that he was missing a leg, (old railroad worker) he jokes about hiding his gin in it and such often. But late at night when you are dazed and then you see a stump it takes a second to remember it is all good.

 

[Son of Wobble]

If you ain't ready for them machines they can send you questioning for a bit.

I stayed in a hotel with a band member that used one and did not know it. He turned in for the night, I went down to the gym. Upon reentering the room saw him all hooked up with tubes and it took me back to hospital flashbacks.

Another band member also gave me a late night jolt in a hotel. It was common knowledge that he was missing a leg, (old railroad worker) he jokes about hiding his gin in it and such often. But late at night when you are dazed and then you see a stump it takes a second to remember it is all good.

You're in the Rolling Stones?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

You're in the Rolling Stones?

Seems like it.
Got another band member that lost his foot a few years ago and now when he changes his shoes before performance he will take his foot off because it is easier to do the laces with it off.
He likes doing this around people for the shock of someone popping off their foot.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Seems like it.
Got another band member that lost his foot a few years ago and now when he changes his shoes before performance he will take his foot off because it is easier to do the laces with it off.
He likes doing this around people for the shock of someone popping off their foot.

You need to make this a concept group. Maybe change name to "The Six Million Dollar Band" ??

 

[Fat Freddy]

You need to make this a concept group. Maybe change name to "The Six Million Dollar Band" ??

Can I be Mr. 30%???......Can I?......can I???

 

[Son of Wobble]

Can I be Mr. 30%???......Can I?......can I???

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[notJaco]

the what?

Prenuptial agreement.
You know....if things go sour she could take your cat and your eye patch in a settlement if you don't get it in writing otherwise.

 

[charlie monroe]

@Son of Wobble, I suggest you take anything that notJaco says with a grain of salt.

I suspect he’s not playing with a full pegbox.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Prenuptial agreement.
You know....if things go sour she could take your cat and your eye patch in a settlement if you don't get it in writing otherwise.

Ahh...
Them are consumables so they will be gone soon anyway.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Ahh...
Them are consumables so they will be gone soon anyway.

You eat cats???

 

[charlie monroe]

Before you get started mowing her lawn, it would probably be a good idea to determine if her bush needs a trim.

Everyone is usually happier when they go hand in hand, rather than the inevitable shock when it comes as a surprise.

 

[notJaco]

Before you get started mowing her lawn, it would probably be a good idea to determine if her bush needs a trim.

Everyone is usually happier when they go hand in hand, rather than the inevitable shock when it comes as a surprise.

I would have thought that this would be established BEFORE the first meeting.

 

[charlie monroe]

I would have thought that this would be established BEFORE the first meeting.

In a perfect world, but some of these dating apps are fake news. Not everyone hits the jackpot like our pal Wobble. You pays your penny and takes your chances.

 

[notJaco]

 

[Winslow]

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[notJaco]