The Random Thought Megathread

[D M C]

I don't like you.

 

[hondo4life]

what

 

[D M C]

Sorry

 

[hondo4life]

I'm not

 

[D M C]

I don't really care

 

[hondo4life]

I don't even care enough to not care

 

[ZenG]

Today Houston said not to bother telling them you have a problem anymore..they are currently overwhelmed.

 

[PWRL]

I have what is likely to be an above-average amount of dreams about aliens.

 

[zontar]

"I'd never make a dream in black & white"--Steve Martin.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I have been to the Krispy Kreme. I have seen the doughnut machine.

No pics, no machine, no doughnuts.

 

[coyoteboy]

The Last Vizier lay rotting,
With a crick-crack of the neck
He slides down the muddy track.
Already dead he joins his fellows,
Confidantes and Concubines
In the Palace Plot of the Emperor.
He has it you see,
The grand betrayal
He's learned the trick of immortality
From all the lips he did slice
The corpse coup d'etat

 

[ZenG]

Please insert correct change.

This machine accepts $1 dollar bills only.

 

[ZenG]

My computer thinks I'm going senile.

When I plug my headphones in, a pop-up says " Information:- you just plugged a device into the audio jack".

Then when I unplug them, a pop-up says: "Information" you just unplugged a device from the audio jack".

Now it's got me wondering what else I do when I'm logged on that I can't remember..

 

[Imaginary Pony]

It doesn't matter if you can't remember, those nice young people from Palo Alto know everything you've been doing, even when you're not logged on.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

My coffee pot started sending me messages last week.
Now it's asking personal questions.
Should I answer it?

 

[PWRL]

My coffee pot started sending me messages last week.
Now it's asking personal questions.
Should I answer it?

You can use it, but you must keep it inside a faraday cage, and you must not answer its questions. Wear a hazmat suit so it cannot collect your DNA.

 

[ZenG]

My coffee pot started sending me messages last week.
Now it's asking personal questions.
Should I answer it?

Careful!!...it could be a scam..

 

[FilterFunk]

My coffee pot started sending me messages last week.
Now it's asking personal questions.
Should I answer it?

Time to burn that appliance!

"The coffee pot is melting in the dark..."

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

"The coffee pot is melting in the dark..."

All the sweet green caffeine chugging down..

 

[buldog5151bass]

My coffee pot started sending me messages last week.
Now it's asking personal questions.
Should I answer it?

Depends. What is it asking, and is it paying rent?