The Random Thought Megathread

[ONYX]

You can't do anything wrong if you don't do anything at all.

 

[D M C]

You can't do anything wrong if you don't do anything at all.

Tell that to my wife!

 

[SlyFoxtrot]

I do not understand how fish can run out of oxygen in a fish tank. Wouldn't all the water dry up first?

 

[catcauphonic]

I do not understand how fish can run out of oxygen in a fish tank. Wouldn't all the water dry up first?

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[D M C]

I think Papa John has a very punchable face.

 

[hondo4life]

I have never been a fan of the Japanese cartoons/animé, but I just found this great show. It's called He Is My Master and it is complete garbage.

 

[sissy kathy]

I think Papa John has a very punchable face.

...and makes lousy pizza.

 

[ZenG]

I have never been a fan of the Japanese cartoons/animé, but I just found this great show. It's called He Is My Master and it is complete garbage.

Sounds like you're 'repurposing' entertainment. Congrats...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

My creek looses oxygen in the summer time, it looked like oil on top. The Stream Lady came by and said it was do to lack of oxygen. Now the stream is clear and healthy, and the Frogs are out in force. I love Frog season, ITS LOUD!

 

[D M C]

Climate change is disturbing my sleep patterns!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

My current ad.

 

[hondo4life]

Yes, warm beer sucks, so I want to buy it now!

 

[hondo4life]

 

[chea-pass]

I was Country (when country wasn't cool).

 

[FilterFunk]

All the sweet green caffeine chugging down..

Nice!

I was trying to think of the next line!

 

[ZenG]

Please have your tickets ready.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

Please have your tickets ready.

I'm sorry Sir, but your ticket was only valid up to Notting Hill Gate. You have passed your validity zone by two stations.
I'm going to have to ask you to come with us, please.
Please Sir, don't make a fuss, and don't cry. Your wife and employer will be made aware of your whereabouts,within the allotted time limit.

 

[twinjet]

My wife doesn't like my beard, so I'm growing it out just to defy her.

 

[Imaginary Pony]

My wife doesn't like my beard, so I'm growing it out just to defy her.

Way to go, Tiger!!!

 

[twinjet]

Way to go, Tiger!!!

It's more of a middle finger than a humorous rebellion.