I wonder if Asthma Dog will try to chase me on my bike ride tonight...........
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Imaginary kids are the worst always throwing their imaginary tennis balls against my garage door thunk thunk thunk
asthma dog should save his breath up to chase something he can easily catch on a bike. Like a child. Are you cottoning on yet that I hate children? Yep you guessed it turns out I am a father!!! Who knew, it was a one-night stand 17 years ago and now the little creeps mother has come out of the woodwork. I'm feeling like Carole Baskin, almost got away with it, now strangers come snooping. And by strangers I mean my child
Fish is like a box of chocolates...once your a Jet, your a Jet all the way.
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That is a non-sequitur. Why do you hate sequiturs?Fish is like a box of chocolates...once your a Jet, your a Jet all the way.
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Abraham Lincoln’s middle name was Gary.
Lincoln had a love of knock-knock jokes and was the originator of the interrupting cow.
He also invented the spork, but it has been often overlooked because he wanted to call it a “foon” which never caught on.
After leaving the White House he worked for a while as a TV producer with DesiLu studios until his tragic and untimely death at the hands of Lee Harvey Booth, a noted raconteur and drifter.
All of the above is true and retelling these true facts at your next cocktail party will impress and spellbind your guests (especially the ladies, hubba-hubba!)
Lincoln had a love of knock-knock jokes and was the originator of the interrupting cow.
He also invented the spork, but it has been often overlooked because he wanted to call it a “foon” which never caught on.
After leaving the White House he worked for a while as a TV producer with DesiLu studios until his tragic and untimely death at the hands of Lee Harvey Booth, a noted raconteur and drifter.
All of the above is true and retelling these true facts at your next cocktail party will impress and spellbind your guests (especially the ladies, hubba-hubba!)
Libertarian knock knock joke:
Libertarian 1 - Knock knock.
Libertarian 2 - Got a warrant?
Libertarian 1 - Knock knock.
Libertarian 2 - Got a warrant?
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