The Random Thought Megathread

[PillO]

the good life!

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!. How are they going to eat with those ridiculous things over their mouths?
2. Why does the server wear a plastic shield? Is he afraid of splatter as diners start chowing down?
3. Is this only for show as the patrons in the background are not muzzled?
4. If safety is paramount, shouldn't everyone be dressed more like this?*

* This is not as comfortable as it appears. I wore one of these during the Gulf War (the original one) and it is hot, stuffy, and uncomfortable. And this is obviously idealized as there are no copious quantities of 100mph tape sealing the wrists and ankles. Worse than that is the decontamination and "doffing" process to remain clean. Also note that there is no way to "relieve yourself" while wearing the suit.

 

[mrjim123]

I'm not paranoid, but if I go out and everyone is wearing a mask how do I know they're not all talking about me?

 

[D M C]

Hello, I'm a four-toed earless skink! Pleased to meet you!

Go ahead and count them. I'm not ashamed.

Or in a hurry.

 

[saltydude]

Over Sterilization of our environment will result in less Metabolic resistance to bacteria.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Over Sterilization of our environment will result in less Metabolic resistance to bacteria.

All part of their diabolical plot!

 

[mrjim123]

Hello, I'm a four-toed earless skink! Pleased to meet you!View attachment 3914189
Go ahead and count them. I'm not ashamed.

Or in a hurry.

Don't be so high on yourself there, ace, you're only one letter away from being a skunk.

 

[notJaco]

Don't be so high on yourself there, ace, you're only one letter away from being a skunk.

or skank

 

[mrjim123]

or skank

Double jeopardy

 

[PillO]

I'm not paranoid, but if I go out and everyone is wearing a mask how do I know they're not all talking about me?

They are talking about you.

 

[PillO]

Hello, I'm a four-toed earless skink! Pleased to meet you!View attachment 3914189
Go ahead and count them. I'm not ashamed.

Or in a hurry.

Don't be so high on yourself there, ace, you're only one letter away from being a skunk.

or skank

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skink.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Skink!
Skank!
Skunk!

 

[saltydude]

I love wasting money hand over fist. Unfortunately I'm a professional

 

[PillO]

Who doesn't long for the good old days of the 50s when young hoodlums would dance fight to settle their differences.

And what can we point to that started the change?

Clearly it was Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five.

Rap has resulted in the degradation of society and the rise of real violence.

Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

 

[SamanthaCay]

 

[notJaco]

Who doesn't long for the good old days of the 50s when young hoodlums would dance fight to settle their differences.
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And what can we point to that started the change?

Clearly it was Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five.

Rap has resulted in the degradation of society and the rise of real violence.

Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

I thought it was MC Capone...hmmm

 

[Captain Chaos]

Yesterday I got stung by a wasp on my head and the pain was so sharp I felt it from my head to my neck to my back.

 

[PillO]

Yesterday I got stung by a wasp on my head and the pain was so sharp I felt it from my head to my neck to my back.

Pictures or it didn't happen! And I mean pictures of the pain! We haven't had any good conceptual art here lately.

 

[charlie monroe]

Yesterday I got stung by a wasp on my head and the pain was so sharp I felt it from my head to my neck to my back.

Did the lady co-worker apply a topical ointment?

 

[PillO]

Did the lady co-worker apply a topical ointment?

I have always spelled and pronounced that cow-orker. Is that why my former colleagues didn't talk to me?

 

[charlie monroe]

I have always spelled and pronounced that cow-orker. Is that why my former colleagues didn't talk to me?

Depends. Are you employed on a ranch?

 

[PillO]

Depends. Are you employed on a ranch?

Nope. None of us wore Depends.