The Random Thought Megathread

[the harp unstrung]

It's OPENING DAY!!

 

[notJaco]

It's OPENING DAY!!

 

[PillO]

Warning! Contains real surgery video!

 

[PillO]

Corn is a colonic bookmark.

 

[saltydude]

Wow. Gold is just shy of 2K/oz.
Typically not a very good sign for the economy.

 

[notJaco]

Time to sell some of my wife's teeth. Honey, can you come in here a minute...oh, and bring some pliers.

 

[mrjim123]

Wow. Gold is just shy of 2K/oz.
Typically not a very good sign for the economy.

Wow. I've got a double set of Solid Gold 70's CD's. I wonder how much I could get for it.

 

[saltydude]

Wow. I've got a double set of Solid Gold 70's CD's. I wonder how much I could get for it.

99.9% purity will currently fetch $1990/oz.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Time to sell some of my wife's teeth. Honey, can you come in here a minute...oh, and bring some pliers.

My ex-wife's teeth required a Phillips screwdriver.

 

[Son of Wobble]

I'm learnding

 

[PillO]

I'm learnding

Obviously faked. There are no oceans or canals. The face is missing. But most of all, no Martians. We know that Martians have been seeking to destroy the earth for at least 50 years. It obstructs their view of Venus.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Obviously faked. There are no oceans or canals. The face is missing. But most of all, no Martians. We know that Martians have been seeking to destroy the earth for at least 50 years. It obstructs their view of Venus.

I suspect it is fake footage, too. Looks like the outskirts of Bullhead, AZ

 

[notJaco]

I'm learnding

Is there no Starbucks? How's that gonna work?

 

[twinjet]

Jigsaws are fun.

Spoiler

 

[5StringBlues]

Made ya look!

 

[Son of Wobble]

Both born this day in March, 1954

 

[Son of Wobble]

Made ya look!

no, you didn't

 

[5StringBlues]

no, you didn't

Prove it.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Prove it.

do my eyes look open ??????

 

[zontar]